ode to a cow  

milady_de_winter 45F
938 posts
9/4/2006 8:39 pm

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9/7/2006 10:15 pm

ode to a cow

i must have been a heifer,
a big brown cow,
that lives off salad,
and other green produce

i must have been a heifer,
for only a cow,
would do what i do,
and be led to slaughter so soon...

i must have been a heifer,
in some past life,
for only a dumbass cow,
would move about like me

i must have been a heifer
that feeds on grass,
for only a cow,
would get laid on the lawn....

i swear i was a heifer,
a silly fat bovine,
for only a cow,
could take so much bull

sigh.....these are one of those days where i hate myself!!!!!!

i need to stop all this anger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IviesBidesJuste 56M
3658 posts
9/4/2006 9:01 pm

*snickering* Anger management classes will begin soon. Register early and be early for every class.

"If you can't learn to laugh at yourself, There will always be someone that will do it for you."

uglypoet 52M
148 posts
9/4/2006 9:14 pm

smile...hey...well its one of those days huh?...I keep telling myself that each day is the best day I've ever lived and that tomorrow will be the best....etc....try it and see if ti works out for u dearie. also when u get into feeling this way...take time out to contemplate on ART!

wet_pussy4ever 44F
3059 posts
9/5/2006 2:07 am

hey dear... dun bottle up all d anger in urself.. u might go insane one day.. which is not very nice if u do need to talk to sum1.. i m alwiz all ears for u hun hope u have a gr8 day


rm_brevity1 51M
14 posts
9/7/2006 5:31 pm

Control, control, control...
Call up a friend, when these juices start to flow..
.. and of course you know who..?

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