An autobiographical joke  

mikeofborg 58M
104 posts
7/28/2006 10:38 pm

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7/29/2006 1:35 pm

An autobiographical joke


A woman is deeply unhappy with her sex life. She's highly sexed yet she's getting very little and what she is getting is hopeless. So she decides to put an ad in a contact magazine. "Wanted. Horny man with stamina for hard, no holds barred full-on rampant sex"

A few days later she gets a reply. "I have a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears," She chats to the guy on the phone and she invites him round.

A little while later the door bell rings. She goes to the door and opens it but there's no one there. The door bell rings again. Still no one there. For a third time the doorbell rings. This time she hears a cough and a voice says, "down here". She looks down and seated on her mat is a man with no arms or legs, little more than a torso. "I've come about your ad for rampant sex", he says.

"Oh", she replies. "I was really looking for someone who can keep me satisfied and wet for days on end. No offence, but you've got no arms or legs. What possible use are you going to be to me?"

"Well love", he says. "How do you think I managed to ring the doorbell?"

RubyRedPetal 46F

7/29/2006 3:51 am

LMAO!! I love the name of your blog babes, its cool. xx

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RubyRedPetal 46F

7/29/2006 4:03 am

Oo i just read ur profile and no ones fave sexual fantasy has ever had me in gales of cackly laughter in quite the same way!!

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countryheart_71 46F
8081 posts
7/29/2006 6:42 am

That was good! Still laughing as I type this.....oh my!

~Country~


lovemetouchme5 52F
2102 posts
7/29/2006 8:29 am

LOL...TOO FUNNY! Loveme


mikeofborg 58M
39 posts
7/29/2006 8:42 am

Oh Ruby, I love your picture. It almost makes me wish I had hands. Ah well, you'll have to get used to teeth marks instead.


RubyRedPetal 46F

7/29/2006 12:29 pm

Ta babes....bites are cool too!!

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mikeofborg 58M
39 posts
7/29/2006 1:35 pm

Ah well Ruby, it would be my pleasure.

I've spent all my life doing everything with my mouth so I have learned a skill or two.


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