Outhouse trouble  

micahbiguns 52M
1308 posts
6/15/2006 5:45 am

Last Read:
6/16/2006 11:38 am

Outhouse trouble


Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For
bathroom facilities, they had to use an outhouse. The little
boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in
the winter, and it stank all the time.

The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek, and the boy
determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the
water.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the
little boy decided that today was the day to push the
outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and pushed.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated
away.

That evening his dad sternly told him to sit down. Knowing
he was in trouble, the little boy asked why. The dad
replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today.
It was you, wasn't it, son?"

The boy nodded meekly. Then he thought a moment and said,
"Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped
down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he
told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father
wasn't in that cherry tree!"

TTigerAtty 63M

6/15/2006 9:37 am

Oh, I love it! Only us mid-westerners will understand! Did they ever have outhouses in those big eastern cities?


micahbiguns 52M

6/15/2006 3:00 pm

Nah I dont think so and if they did they called them by some fancy name such as Privy


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/15/2006 9:34 pm

You do realize, I have an outhouse at my cabin. Now I'll never feel safe in there again


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
6/15/2006 9:40 pm

What a shitty position to be in, don't you think?

Have a great weekend sweetie

Hugs, smooches, smiles and luvs to you both


willudomeharder 40F
85 posts
6/16/2006 9:55 am

...LOL...thanks for making me smile, hot stuff!


micahbiguns 52M

6/16/2006 11:36 am

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    You do realize, I have an outhouse at my cabin. Now I'll never feel safe in there again


micahbiguns 52M

6/16/2006 11:37 am

    Quoting rm_Bct2Esi:
    What a shitty position to be in, don't you think?

    Have a great weekend sweetie

    Hugs, smooches, smiles and luvs to you both
Ewwwwww Back at you


micahbiguns 52M

6/16/2006 11:38 am

Glad to make ya smile


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