IRS Audit  

micahbiguns 52M
1308 posts
3/13/2006 3:24 am

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3/22/2006 10:51 pm

IRS Audit


Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by
his attorney. Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir,
it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported
employment income. How do you explain that?"

Ralph replied, "I love to gamble and I usually win."

The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look.

"I can prove it," said Ralph, "How about a demonstration?"

The official thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ralph said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own
eye."

The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!"

Ralph removed his glass eye and bit it and the official's jaw dropped.

Ralph said, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite
my other eye."

The official could tell Ralph wasn't blind, so he took the bet.

Ralph then removed his dentures and bit his good eye.

The stunned official was now three grand in the hole!

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asked. "I'll bet you six thousand
dollars I can stand on your desk and pee into that wastebasket by the
door over there and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way this guy
could manage that stunt, so he agreed again!

Ralph climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket
completely, and pretty much peed all over the desk.

The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge win but
then he noticed Ralph's attorney looked ashen and was visibly shaking.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

The attorney replied, "Not really. Before we arrived, Ralph bet me 20
thousand dollars he'd pee on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"

TTigerAtty 63M

3/13/2006 5:53 am

Love the "twist" at the end!


tools1947 70M
5 posts
3/13/2006 8:55 am

LMOAO. Funny as hell.


TTigerAtty 63M

3/13/2006 10:35 am

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micahbiguns 52M

3/14/2006 4:57 pm

TTigerAtty Thanks but I do not follow basket ball

caressmewell Glad ya liked it


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

3/14/2006 10:15 pm

That is tooo funny!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
3/15/2006 6:54 am

Holy Colorado, that was too funny

hugs and smiles


micahbiguns 52M

3/16/2006 5:49 pm

tools1947 Glad we could share a laugh

MOfunNOWWOW wow I never knew things could be tooo funny glad ya liked it

Bct2Esi Holy Colorradothat is twice I heared it was too funny it must be a epedemick oh well I too am glad you enjoyed it


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