How E-mail is Like a Penis  

micahbiguns 52M
1308 posts
1/31/2006 7:45 am

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How E-mail is Like a Penis

Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.

Those who don't have it may agree that it's an nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.

It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.

In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.

If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.

It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp you behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"

It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will do the same damn dumb things it did before.

ldftb1 36M
214 posts
1/31/2006 11:09 am

bloody hell, strange but true thinking

silkysmoothlegs3 106F

1/31/2006 11:18 am


trav love that look it suits ya

tillerbabe 57F

1/31/2006 1:50 pm

SO true..."it" consumes me!

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
1/31/2006 3:30 pm

how so very true!

Purry {=}


hardtrucker59 58M/51F

1/31/2006 4:16 pm

Very true

micahbiguns 52M

1/31/2006 6:47 pm

travelingintexas Lol

ldftb1 yup


tillerbabe consuming thought lol

PurryKitty2 truly

caressmewell All night long lol


TTigerAtty 63M

1/31/2006 7:59 pm

Good post!

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
1/31/2006 8:00 pm

well, if the analogy holds true, I need some help with my e-mail.

micahbiguns 52M

1/31/2006 11:50 pm

TTigerAtty What your not using your new comment system? and thanks

rm_buzzbay99 52M

2/2/2006 11:40 am

That list is older than all of us put together.

You know, micah, if you don't cite sources for cut-and-paste copy on your blog, people might think you were passing the work off as your own and call you a plagiarist.

/just sayin'

micahbiguns 52M

2/2/2006 8:41 pm

buzzbay99 I have no source on this it was sent to me I am not trying to represent it as my own I only wanted to share it as I stated in my blog discreption these are things that strike me as funny and I like to share

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