something to cheer u up.....................  

methodman1000 41M
1739 posts
10/12/2005 8:30 am

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something to cheer u up.....................

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?"
asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again" she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets
up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!"
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going

digdug41 50M

10/12/2005 8:54 am

roflmmfao hey man those were cool as shit I'm definitely runnig them to my friends

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methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
10/12/2005 9:55 am

thx digdug glad u like them

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