medical solution................  

methodman1000 41M
1739 posts
10/13/2005 5:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

medical solution................


MEDICARE

Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.
The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been a big mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or
terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked.

"Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these
expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

goddessofbitches 42M/34F

10/16/2005 9:40 am

I think that is the best solution, and I know I would be leaving and doing that right away....lol

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


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