Who da Daddy?????  

methodman1000 41M
1739 posts
3/6/2006 11:05 pm

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3/13/2006 12:10 am

Who da Daddy?????

When someone puts in for Child Support,the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.The following are all replies that some women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details.Or putting it another way...Who's yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Be sure to check out # 11 - it takes the prize and # 3 is runner up. However; I think # 5 is from another planet.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.She was conceived at a party where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto heels in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and! see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virgin.I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did
with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

timberwolf6972 45M

3/6/2006 11:57 pm

OMFG! That's hilarious! Sadly though I have no doubt in my mind that those are real. In my opinion unless you are a victim then it makes you an extremely common bitch if you don't know who fathered your kids.

catseyes23 62F

3/7/2006 12:50 am

Definitely funny.


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
3/7/2006 10:22 am

yes Tim they are actaully real,lol....

spoldrtn812 52F  
1058 posts
3/7/2006 5:11 pm

dang......Timber, why does she have to be a common BITCH why can't he have a forgettable dick? I'm laughing tooo!!!!!

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mangomamiCT 43F

3/8/2006 11:23 pm

sick man you are but that's why I luv ya !!!!!!!!!!!!

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
3/9/2006 9:30 am

lol @ MangomamiCT....

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