Saw it in my mail.....  

methodman1000 41M
1739 posts
2/22/2006 3:16 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Saw it in my mail.....

Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls. They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected, they
find themselves desperate for a wee.

As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and relieve themselves behind the headstones. After finishing, they both
realise that they have nothing to wipe themselves with. The first woman decides to use her knickers and throw them away afterwards, which is exactly what she does.

The second one is wearing expensive underwear she bought a few days before and doesn't want to lose it. She notices a grave behind her that is
very recent and still has flowers all over it. One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with some thick, expensive ribbon. "Just the job" she decides. Reaching over, she drags the flowers towards her and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue staggering home.

The next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second woman. "We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home
with no knickers on last night", he says. "You think you've got problems", exclaims the second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck up
her arse that said "We'll never forget you - from all the guys at the fire station!"

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
2/22/2006 4:20 am

Ha, that was cute.

LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
2/22/2006 5:49 am

LOL Hey, I wish I got a card like that, but that's a whole different fantasy. LOL


2943 posts
2/22/2006 6:05 am

hehe......very cute!!.....


007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
2/22/2006 6:19 am that was funny...

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/22/2006 6:39 am

Thats a good one!

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
2/22/2006 7:50 am

thanks a zillion ladies ,happy you all liked it....

MillsShipsGayly 53M

2/22/2006 12:40 pm

Laughing so hard imagining the second woman was tillerbabe ...

HBowt2 60F

2/26/2006 2:52 am


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