Am back!!!!!  

methodman1000 41M
1739 posts
9/29/2005 1:54 am

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Am back!!!!!

well was kind of M.I.A-but thank God AdultFriendFinder has sorted things out,misssed all those who have one way or the other contributed to my blog,i got nothing but mad love!!its nice to be back

pussnboots694 74M/79F

9/29/2005 6:22 am

Hello precious..
You are a ray of sunshine
as you light up my screen..
Drawn to you this morning..
I felt am overwhelming need to smile..
Thank you so much ..
You are a treasure..

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
9/29/2005 7:06 am

blushes at pussnboots694...........

MillsShipsGayly 53M

9/29/2005 9:39 am

welcome back !!

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
9/30/2005 3:19 am

thx mike

MrNuttz05 50M

9/30/2005 6:31 pm

Hey Method, do you think I could borrow your dick for a night or two? I promise not to scratch it up or anything like that. Can you just mail it over? I will pay for the shipping & handling, dude. What do you say? Don't be a tight wadAnd yes, I am going to give it back!

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
10/1/2005 2:55 am

you are a mess mrnutt!!!,lmbao

onelittlesecret 35M
1579 posts
10/2/2005 8:36 am

Hey MrNuttz, I just returned Method his manhood. It was not a disappointment! lol

MillsShipsGayly 53M

10/3/2005 8:54 am

There was a song called "detachable penis" a few years back.

Detachable Penis
by Primus

I woke up this morning
with a bad hangover
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time:
it's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time:
I can leave it home
when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out
when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party,
get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment
and I couldn't find it
so I called up the place where the party was.
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
(because for some reason I leave it there sometimes)
but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called some other people from the party
but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed.
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's place where all those
people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him,
He wanted 22 bucks,
but I talked him down to 17.
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

I was happy again.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but,
I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
10/4/2005 1:49 am

mike!!!!dunt kno wat to say.........

Juicypussy1974 43F
1 post
10/5/2005 5:55 am

welcome back guy, have been on the look out for you.

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