9 types of boyfriends.....  

methodman1000 41M
1739 posts
10/21/2005 3:24 am

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9 types of boyfriends.....

Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the arse

Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams

The Sneak - "Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make deep, passionate love, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know
how, but.........."
Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

THE DOUG - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make wild
passionate love in my new yacht."
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy, Mr Right
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

caressmewell 55F

10/21/2005 6:11 am

lol! You forgot Mr. Desperate.

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
10/25/2005 1:23 am

i guess i fall into the caegory of "ace of heart"-lol

onelittlesecret 35M
1579 posts
10/25/2005 4:52 pm


I will not turn into Old Man Grumpus!

Actually, I'm probably more of a ace of hearts too...although I'd have to hear the details for Mr. Desperate first.

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