10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes  

methodman1000 41M
1739 posts
7/25/2005 8:10 am

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10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes


still from a fiend......

Teeth

The number one blowjob mistake: letting your teeth hit his cock. We
can't stress this enough. Ask any guy and he'll tell you again and
again: nothing is worse than a blowjob that is "all teeth". In fact,
most guys won't admit it, but their idea of a perfect blowjob would
be
getting sucked off by a gorgeous woman with removable dentures. Teeth
can nick and scrape the sensitive skin of the penis. Open your mouth
wide enough that they stay away from his cock, or suck your lips in
over
them to cushion the rough edges. If he's wearing a condom during the
blowjob this may provide a slight buffer, but don't count on it.

Going too fast

Some guys enjoy a quickie, but unless they're in a hurry to get back
to
work or back to their wife/girlfriend, most men like to savor the
experience of getting their cock sucked. So don't rush them. It's
not a
race to see how fast you can get him to spurt. Take your time and
make
it last. Concentrate on different parts of his penis, or his balls,
then
go back to basic sucking and stroking. At the end of a luxuriant BJ
session, he'll blow a much larger, more satisfying load.

Sucking too hard

Hoovering him like a dustbuster may seem like a good idea in theory,
but
there's a wrong way to do it. Don't fasten your mouth around the
head of
his cock and suck like you're trying to get a triple-thick milkshake
though a straw. Guys' dickheads are the most sensitive part of the
penis, and uncut guys are even more sensitive there. The proper
technique to hoover is to take more of his cock into your mouth and
apply moderate suction.

Crushing his nuts

Don't grab his balls and squeeze like you're trying to crack walnuts.
This is a move you want to pull on a would-be , not a guy
you're
trying to get off. It's painful. Many guys like to have their sack
rubbed, licked, or gently tugged during a blowjob. You can even take
a
break from sucking his cock to take one or both of his balls into
your
mouth. But don't yank on the family jewels, and don't put them in a
vise
grip.

Barfing and gagging

Throwing up while giving a bj is definitely a turn-off, although
sometimes this happens to the most well intentioned cocksuckers. What
happens is they get overenthusiastic, take the cock too deep or hard
into their throat, the gag reflex gets triggered, and then it's all
over. Or once the cum starts hitting the back of her throat, things
start flowing the wrong way. Don't try to deep throat on your first
BJ.
Everyone will be sorry. Practice first on dildos to get your gag
reflex
under control. Or just work up to it at your own speed.

Remaining immobile

Putting his cock in your mouth and then doing nothing is as bad as
overdoing it. Most guys don't want to feel like they're face fucking
a
cadaver. You need to work it at least a little. A total lack of
effort
or enthusiasm on your part is a real buzz kill. If you don't know
what
to do with your tongue, at least bob your head. After a while, he may
want to take a more active role and have you relax while he fucks
your
mouth, but you need to give him a little encouragement to get him
aroused.

Not using enough pressure

Wimpy blowjobs are no fun. Be firm and suck him like you mean it.
Lapping his dick lightly will just make him feel teased. Licking his
dick like it's a lollipop or popsicle may be fun to get warmed up,
but
then you have to get down to business. Use a firm (but not too firm)
hand to work the shaft of his cock, while you get your mouth all over
his knob and caress it with your tongue.

Spitting

Most guys want you to swallow and think that a BJ really isn't
complete
until his load goes down your throat. The only exception is if he
gets
off more on spraying it on your face, tits, or somewhere else. If you
really don't want to swallow, this can be an acceptable compromise.
Symbolically, swallowing shows that you accept him and his manly
essence
fully. Although we can't endorse unprotected bodily fluid exchange in
any form, if you happen to be giving an unprotected blowjob (i.e.,
without a condom) and you end up with his spunk in your mouth, do not
retch his cum into a wastebasket in front of him. If you really feel
you
must spit, do it discreetly into a towel or tissue.

Dry mouth

A good BJ involves a lot of saliva. Don't be afraid to get a little
sloppy and drool on his cock. If your mouth is dry from nervousness
or
whatever, there will be too much friction and stickiness to give good
head. If your mouth is dry, drink some water and rinse. Try to work
up a
good mouthful of spit before you go down. Suck on a hard candy to get
your juice flowing, or suck on an Allotted to give him a mentholated
BJ.

Stranglehold

Don't put his cock in a deathgrip. It's fine to wrap a hand around
the
shaft, but don't clench and for god's sake, watch the nails. Just
hold
it enough to keep it from flopping around and shuck his pole with
your
hand while you work him with your mouth. His dick shouldn't have a
handprint on in when you're done.

likeitslowalong 51M
7 posts
8/8/2005 4:00 pm

I want to me you! Likesitslowalong


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
8/9/2005 9:25 am

so how do we go about it,will reallly luv to meet you too(am a standard member)


redhotgreeneyes 52F

8/12/2005 10:29 am

Oh Please....lol, If a woman uses her teeth when giving a blow job...very obvious...she does not know what she is doing, everything you said means she does not know what she is doing. Taking my time and making a man squirm....yum, I love that as much as I love sex.


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
8/13/2005 3:38 am

well red use can take your time on me n make me sqirm........


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
8/13/2005 1:04 pm

I don't intentionally use my teeth, but with a man who's cock is thicker my back teeth often scrape. I am aware of that, pull away and apologize. I have seen smiles when that happens and they like it. And some guys like a nice tight grip with the hands.

You have a huge cock. Scarey.

DustStormDiva


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