The bride tells her husband  

merlion45 51F
549 posts
8/30/2006 6:30 am

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10/9/2006 5:40 am

The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!



ZZ_Todd 61M

8/30/2006 9:46 am

Good one!


rm_BigCock_1975 42F

8/30/2006 6:03 pm

Hihihihi, Merlion, it is very funny.


goodtry 57M
918 posts
8/30/2006 6:53 pm

Sure the prisoner is serving a life sentence, except he was given time off to be out of prison after serving a fix amount of time inside.


merlion45 51F

8/30/2006 9:59 pm

hi big kok,

Always brighten your day with your Smiles OK!


merlion45 51F

8/30/2006 10:03 pm

yeah goodtry, have a nice day to u 2.


uglypoet 52M
148 posts
8/30/2006 11:12 pm

lol@ merlion hey especially liked this phrase: "The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal"

btw if the cunt is a prison, Im just curious then whats the mouth?


ageof40 49M
26 posts
8/30/2006 11:34 pm

Hi merlion45,
I have a prisoner, who cant find a prison to lock him up, could you kindly help him find one,and he would prefer a life sentence...,but must give him time off.....,help! help!


merlion45 51F

8/31/2006 9:36 pm

the mouth is uuuuuuuuuu??hehehhee


merlion45 51F

8/31/2006 9:36 pm

hmmmmmmmmmm think about your problem.........??


malayboy26 39M

9/1/2006 1:56 am

lol madam!!wow u really got me tickling on my stomach n how did u got those gd jokes from!?


merlion45 51F

9/1/2006 7:02 am

that is your job to find it, Uncle........!!!!!


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