Parting can be easy if there is money involved!!  

meresu 57F
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6/3/2006 3:38 am

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6/14/2006 4:18 am

Parting can be easy if there is money involved!!

There are some beautiful people on here
Some rather sad, some rather hopeful others rather ruthless,
I have only had great experiences so I am one of the lucky ones!! Thank you People!!

But for some to say Goodbye they think they have to be nasty,
After some of the intimacy they share they no longer want to chat fair enough
but this one is a doozie!!

You go GIRL!!
I've just been told a story about a fellow who wanted money!
TO pay what you ask ? to pay a gambling debt
The woman feigned horror "Oh you are not serious I dont have that sort of money!" How much you ask?
Just 4 figures! the woman earnt twice that in a week!!

The man gave this saga from time to time but she couldn't help! He left! came back. and back thinking he might crack her this time!
The story changed over time as he left the scene but reappeared!
This time he was going to be made bankrupt!

The woman was on to it well and truly but didn't let on enjoyed the game for as far as it went.She thought "mmm I will finish this when I am ready!"
Then came the crunch He need a few thousand!
Oh she told me she said "I cant help I am in debt myself"
Well he promptly got the dirts and wanted to go home,
She was as smug as a bug in a rug!
"Oh no stay "she said! Fully aware of the scamming about to start!
What he didn't know was that she was an accountant in a former life. He was going to be made bankrupt and what would he do his wife would leave him oh she said "Poor U"
Well she played the tune to his violin perfectly,

Next day she text him and said "yes she understood that they couldn't go on and that if he was going to be made bankrupt who was forclosing on him." Just a few ??'s an accountant would know!!! I laughed this was great as she was animated and expressing herself so venomously. In fact I nearly drowned laughing. He had treated this female like some poor silly female he was going to get money out of because she loved his cock!

Well the upshot...
She didn't hand over a cracker !
was on to him right up front and
played him like a fiddle!
Got some good sex-

She said that was the best part Screwing him when he thought he was gonna screw her and he thought he was the smart one!!


waldstille2 60M

6/14/2006 3:54 am

Reminds me of the following joke:

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

meresu 57F

6/14/2006 4:18 am

love it u know what my hubby is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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