Just Some Fuckin Jokes....  

marywannado 44F
1776 posts
6/7/2006 8:55 am

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6/23/2006 7:17 pm

Just Some Fuckin Jokes....

OK,, I'll go easy on the damn poems,, I'm thinkin must be not too many ppl like them...maybe it's the pic, but, their the only kind I have, as my 'other' half luvs takin those kind,, so I guess I'll just leave naughty ones on...definately don't wanna put a face pic on, I could just imagine my mom or one of my relatives seein me on here, I'm kinda hopin none of them would be on here tho,,although that would be pretty funny...I've been checkin out jokes and I thought I'd leave a couple,,, maybe someone will have a laugh,,knowing my luck probably the whole world's already fuckin heard them anyway...

A young teacher was givin her class of 6 yr olds a quiz. "Behind my back, I've got something red, round and you can eat it," she says. "An apple", little Johnny replied. "No, a tomato, but it shows you were thinkin. Now I've got something green, round and you can eat it". "An apple", says little Ian. "No, an onion, but it shows you were thinkin". Little johnny says to her,"I've got something under my desk that's about an inch long, white and has a little red end"."Dirty little boy" the teacher yelled. "Nope, it's a match, but it shows you were thinkin",he answered.

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down and order a couple drinks. The wife notices a guy staring at her. The husband gets up to go to the bathroom. The man that was staring at her, comes over. He whispers in her ear, she sits there amazed. She says nothing, her husband comes back and sits down. The wife turns to the husband and says, That man over there said he wants to lick my nipples and squeeze my ass. The husband gets up ready to go kick the guys ass. Wait, she said, he also said he wants to fill up my pussy with tequila and drink it out.The husband abruptly sits back down, She says what are ya doin, thought you were gonna kick his ass?? He replies, are you crazy, I ain't fighting no man who can drink that much tequila.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/7/2006 9:40 am

I have never heard the tequila one. Ew, what about the worm???????


Sweetpickles69 49F

6/7/2006 9:44 am

Thanks for the laughs!

Peace,
Pickles

Peace,
Pickles


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
6/8/2006 2:51 am

Never heard the tequila one!
Thanks for the laugh.


marywannado 44F

6/8/2006 7:16 am

saintlianna,,,
Yeah, the worm would definately NOT be a good thing...

Thanks for stoppin...


marywannado 44F

6/8/2006 7:18 am

Sweetpickles,,,
Glad I could make ya laugh...


marywannado 44F

6/8/2006 7:19 am

curious,,,
I thought everyone would've heard that one, glad ya didn't...

Thanks for stoppin by...


rm_rlandma 43M/42F
476 posts
6/8/2006 8:49 am

three mice sat in a bar, the first two were drinking and agrguing over which one was the toughest, the third just sat and drank silently.
the first mouse says, "i'm da toughest mouse in the world cuz on my way here i walked right past the cat, stole some cheese and never got scratched once"
the second mouse says, " i got ya beat, i'm the thoughest cuz on my way here i walked up to the cat, slapped it, and then ate the rest of the cheese, so i'm the toughest"
at this teh third mouse got up and went to leave, the other two mice asked why he was going and the third mouse said, " well i'm not gonna sit here and listen to you two argue about who's the thougher mouse when i happen to know i am the toughest mouse in the room for sure."
the otehr two laff and ask "oh yeah, what makes you so tough then?"
the third mouse smiles and says, "cuz i'm goin home to fuck the cat."

and i enjoyed the poems. fer the record and all


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

6/8/2006 10:07 am

Good ones...thanks for the smiles!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


rm_sharksnsails 47M
738 posts
6/8/2006 9:41 pm

MWD,
Good jokes...but..
I like yer poems too.....
there was a poet, the huntress, I used to like her poems, but she's not around anymore,
she dropped away from blogland and took here words with her.
we, maybe you'll hang around.
sharks


marywannado 44F

6/9/2006 9:52 am

rlandma,,,
That was funny,, thanks for stoppin by again...


marywannado 44F

6/9/2006 9:53 am

MOfunNOWWOW,,,
Thanks, glad I could make ya smile...


marywannado 44F

6/9/2006 9:53 am

spunky,,,
Thanks...


marywannado 44F

6/9/2006 9:55 am

sharksandsails,,,
Thanks for enjoying them, I'll try to stick around...


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