Solutions to Hurricane Relief??  

rm_mariner311 53M
61 posts
9/2/2005 9:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Solutions to Hurricane Relief??

Okay, after my bitter post of earlier, it's time to be POSITIVE and come up with some fun solutions!

1) To raise funds there should be an international sexual telethon... along the line of Live-Aid (call it Orgasm-Aid?)!
a) Mud wrestling 'tween the women of the VIEW?
b) Britanny Spears can do a Gangbang, and people can pledge $$'s for every man she can satisfy?
c) Jessica Simpson could do the same?
d) People might pledge funds to have Madonna, Bono, and Diddy, NOT to appear?!? (Overseas viewers, please suggest YOUR favorite celebrities).

2) Plug the gaps in the levee with Star Jones, xxx, xxx, and xxx

3) Given that we purchased the land from France... can we send them a bill for repairs of a pre-existing condition?

4) Sex-workers of the world might provide a percentage of their income for the next few months... to support the fine dancers and sex-workers of New Orleans? (I'd be willing to do an outright contribution... and of course visit my local go-go dance facility)

5) Give New Orleans the next 4 or 5 Superbowls? That would be a HUGE influx of cash over the years... On that line of thought... why not move the World Series to the countries of South East Asia affected by the Tsunami... Indonesia gets the games for the American League, and Thailand gets the National League?

Please suggest YOUR positive thoughts for solutions... here and on your elected-representatives web-site!

rm_mariner311 53M
57 posts
9/10/2005 3:56 pm

Now I REALLY thought this would inspire some good comments Folks are viewing the posts, just not commenting.

rm_mariner311 53M
57 posts
9/24/2005 3:47 pm

Gee... nothing what so ever

An unposted suggestion is a death-cage match tween the Mayor of New Orleans & Governor of Louisiana

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