Blonde & Irish Joke  

madkitten 54F
433 posts
10/10/2005 6:16 am

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5/8/2006 3:12 pm

Blonde & Irish Joke


A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies Yes. He asks what she was doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are useless and she wanted to do it by painting the house. Then he asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said..........
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"


THE VANILLA PUDDING ROBBERY
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin (Ireland) Times about a bank robbery on March 2. "Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...


rm_emerald6912 50M
545 posts
1/25/2006 2:33 am

Never saw that Irish joke, hard to believe its true, as we dont have Sterling in this country. Tnx for sharing all the same, it was mildly amusing.


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