If you Pray Hard enough, or Funny old things Birds!  

macker1965 61M/43F
851 posts
5/31/2006 12:20 pm

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6/4/2006 6:38 am

If you Pray Hard enough, or Funny old things Birds!

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,"Father i have a problem. I have two female parrots,but they only know how to say one thing"

"What do they say?" the priest enquired.

They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"Thats obscene!" the priest exclaimed

Then he thought for a moment"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots which i have taught to pray and read the bible.

Bring the two parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time

"Thank you"the woman responded," this may very well be the solution"

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage,holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed,she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"


Shocked. one male parrot looked at the other male and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away Frank, our prayers have been answered!!!!"


HBowt2 60F

5/31/2006 4:21 pm

lmao....so what prayers are you saying then macker...

macker1965 replies on 5/31/2006 4:30 pm:

My prayers were answered. Think I might take up this religious thing again


SxyCrazyCool 39F

6/1/2006 11:32 am

Hahahahaha too funny!!!

That one will go up on the fridge in my friend's shop as well

Been meaning 2 ask u 4ur e-male or msn address, there's something I'd like to send to you..


macker1965 replies on 6/1/2006 3:57 pm:

Gonna have to start charging you for space you your friend's fridge!!

But ask and you shall receive!! Addy is winging it's way to you as we speak (or at least as I speak; mind you I'm so long winded it's probably there hours ago!!)


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/1/2006 1:32 pm

This was great! Can't wait to share it with my class!

macker1965 replies on 6/1/2006 3:59 pm:

Hope your class are all either adults or are parrots.


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