lyciastorm 33F
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6/2/2006 9:06 pm

My friend has been really down, and I talk to her on Yahoo a lot. She said the reason was because her boyfriend refuses to eat her pussy, yet he expects a blowjob. What the hell? Give and recieve, selfish bastard. I told her to go for women. She said "Yea, I bet you want me to go for you."

Well, shit. That hurt my feelings. Just because you're a woman doesn't mean I want to fuck you. I have likes and dislikes, and my friend was NOT my type.

So I said no, I'm sure you'll find someone. Then she said "Oh, so you're too good for me?!" Jesus, women can be such pains. It's not my damn fault her man won't lick her.

By this time, I was irritable. I told her of a sex toy site, and showed her an electronic tongue type thing. She actually liked the idea. So maybe she just needs to use that, since her bf won't do it!

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