wipes tear from my eye  

lupon_69 44M
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4/24/2005 3:38 pm

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wipes tear from my eye


Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The morgue
needed
someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl
and Gomer,
were called for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled
back the sheet.

Daryl looked and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty
bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said,
"Nope,
ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was
rather strange and he was
pretty sure of the body's identity.

Gomer was then brought in to identify the body. Gomer took
a look at him
and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him
over." The mortician
rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope,
ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew about it, too."

Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here
comes Bubba with them
two assholes."

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