Growing up in the 80's  

lupon_69 44M
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5/8/2005 5:38 pm

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Growing up in the 80's

Dear Kids of America:

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way I was going to lay a bunch of shit like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it. But.... Now that I've reached the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! Compared to my childhood, you live in a freaking Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!

When I was a kid we didn't have The Internet -- we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves! And there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter -- with a pen! --and then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! And there were no MP3s or Napster! You wanted to steal music, you had to go to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and mess it all up!

You want to hear about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! Those were your options! We didn't have fancy stuff like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either. When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was. It could be your boss, your mom, a collections agent, you didn't know! You just had to pick it up and take your chances!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square and in order to have any fun you had to rely on your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win, the game just kept on getting harder and faster until you died! When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! A tall guy sat in front of you, you were out of luck. And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 20 channels and there was no on screen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! And there was no Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning. Did you hear what I said you lazy little freaks? We had to wait all week for cartoons! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980! .....But I don't want to lecture you

LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
5/8/2005 11:33 pm

Flashback! OMG - how DID we every survive? I remember waiting feverishly all week for Saturday morning cartoons, and then Creature Double Feature in the afternoon, with Godzilla and Mothra and stuff like that. Friday nights we'd make some Jiffy Pop Popcorn on the stove (no microwave oven yet) and my mother, little brother and I would all pile into Mom's bed with the big bowl of popcorn and we'd watch Magnum PI and Dallas. Who did shoot J.R., anyway? We didn't get cable here until around 1983, so we had a big old metal antenna on the roof and we got Channels 2, 6, 38 and sometimes, on a really clear day, we'd get Channel 56. If I wanted to listen to some good music, I'd throw an album on the turntable (usually it was either the Sugar Hill Gang or A Night at Studio 54). LOL Then one night my mom brought home the coolest new phone - it didn't have a cord attaching it to the wall unit. You could walk all around the house with it talking to your friends. How cool was that?

Ah, memories.


Lapkin4u 43F

5/11/2005 2:25 pm

Oh man you had me laughing so hard through the whole thing and its all so true. My kids whine all the time and they are spoiled rotten. I didnt have half the things they have nowadays. I even grew up in the country in the middle of nowhere. I had one friend to play with and no siblings. So if she wasnt home I had to play by myself and find things to do. My kids have absolutly no imagination what so ever, youd think they are gonna fall over and die without their tv and video games. What ever happened to running around outside playing tag and red rover, bloody murder? Hide and go seek? For crying out loud they have turned me into my parents from the new's nice to remember the good ole days. Maybe we should play a game of "Clue" to find out that it was "Smurfette" who shot "JR" in the "Hundred Acre Woods", then maybe we could solve the mystery of "where's the beef?"......and if it gets too tough we could always call ghostbusters. I'll make us some snacks in the "easy bake oven" and we can sip on some "Tang" while we watch "Hans Solo" take on the "Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man" and become the "Master of the Universe".

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