Job Interviews  

lund0069 48M
74 posts
3/29/2006 5:14 pm

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5/31/2006 12:48 am

Job Interviews

Hi all,

Since was rambling about jobs, just thot of sharing a few jokes on job interviews. Hope u guys enjoy it.
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"
The applicant said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years - say, a red Corvette?"
The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."
"Where would you get the torpedo?"
"The same place you got your battleship!"

Well, have a good laugh and a good day


lund0069 48M

3/29/2006 10:09 pm


of course u would not are a tai-tai.....but pooor and unhappy employees lke me have to

by the way, have u heard of any vacancy for a male tai-tai. i want to apply

happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
3/30/2006 5:19 am

5 colorful jokes.... I had a good laugh. Thanks!

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