Please, please check references before mating!!  

ltjo2xd 59M
86 posts
6/23/2005 6:29 am

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Please, please check references before mating!!

News of the weird - Last week a waterman in the lower Cheasapeake Bay caught a "dual-sexed" crab. Yes, my friends, a crab that had both female and male genitalia in full working order.

Being the experimenter that he was, albeit somewhat none scientific, the waterman tested the sex life of this dual-sexed crab by dropping a female crab into its tank. At first the half-and-half crab cradled the female under his legs, as a male crab would do in preparation for mating.

A day later the waterman came back to find that the dual-sexed crab had eaten half of the female. He explained, "That's what female crabs do when there are other competing females around."

Keep an eye on 'em when they're feelin crabby, and for goodness sake please check references before mating! The upside for this 1:150,000,000 longshot though is that it gives new meaning to the phrase - Go Fuck Yourself - Ohhhh, ahhhh, ouch...damn those claws.

SweetSouthrnGrl 45F

6/23/2005 7:33 am

LOL! Beware of a woman on a mission! How are you doing today? Hope all is well in your part of the 'Ville!

ltjo2xd 59M

6/23/2005 8:51 am

Doing great SSG...down at the beach today. Absoulutely gorgeous!

rm_LacyCuffs 50F
386 posts
6/23/2005 12:26 pm

Lmao! well this must mean you have to look out for Cancer(crab women) as well.. *Changing b-day on profile* lol Have a great day!!

rm_txrose4uNTX 58F
3289 posts
6/23/2005 1:09 pm

OMG!!! That is TOOOOOO funny!!! Thanks!

ltjo2xd 59M

6/23/2005 8:36 pm

Raven -

You don't need to change your b-day sweetie; but, I suspect I will have to keep an eye on you! Nice of you to offer though.

ltjo2xd 59M

6/23/2005 8:38 pm

You're welcome Texas Rose; and, Kate, what can I say; it's always a pleasure.

ltjo2xd 59M

6/26/2005 6:53 pm


Yea, got to be careful of the ones on a can get caught in the cross fire!

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