inanimate objects  

lrgenlovly 47F
14 posts
8/7/2005 8:01 am

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inanimate objects

So what do you do when there's no meaty cock for your cunt? You fuck whatever you can find. I like to try out different things just to see how they'll feel. Cucumber's are nice - cold, but nice. I tried a big one yesterday - it would only go in part way, and it hurt a bit, but it was good anyway. I've tried flashlights, rubber bicycle handles, a light bulb - little dangerous, don't recommend it - conditioner bottles, my bedpost (too big), candles, bananas, gear shift on our old car, popscicle, carrot (that one I even tried in my ass - not bad), even my old baton from twirling class - I did that one for the benefit of the boys down the street - they didn't believe I'd do it - I think I was ten. I thought they'd tell on me, but I think they were too impressed - plus, I gave them one of my brother's porno mags. They pinched my nipples and then ran home. Silly boys, I would have sucked them off. But, I have learned that while it's fun to experiment, there is no substitute for a good thick cock.

476 posts
8/7/2005 1:19 pm

I liked your story. I had a couple of half/neices and cousins that I use to fuck around with so I know what you mean about missing that.

It's sad that society places these artificial constraints on sex. It's a totally natural, built in survival mechanism. What's so wrong with that?

Good luck with your quest for the right size object. Have you ever tried a wheelbarrow handle?

rm_slowfoot69 63M
2 posts
8/17/2005 11:59 pm

Take a tolit bowl plunger with a wooden handle. Get it wet and slap it tight up agaist your washer machine .(A old May Tag works good)Put a rug in the washer .All to one side of the tub .Fill with water .Put it in the SPIN CYCLE.Lub up handle or if your pussy is all ready that hot and wet and driping cunt junice you will not need lub.Back your hot ass up to handle and let it enter your hot pussy. Dont forget to set the timer . Or maybe take your dildo the one with the suckion cup at one end and try it.

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