Will Fuck for Breakfast Tacos  

lovesyoungflesh 56F
23 posts
7/9/2006 12:47 am

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7/21/2006 9:32 pm

Will Fuck for Breakfast Tacos


No, that isn't an offer

So a few days ago I got this crazy notion into my head that I wanted some guy to bring me breakfast in bed before work, and we could have a quickie and maybe cuddle a little, and so I put an ad on craigslist and got, unsurprisingly, a lot of responses. I narrowed it down to about ten, sent out a few emails asking a few basic questions and saying we could talk later that evening. Naturally, most of those responses came back without addressing the simple questions, with the inevitable one line, got a pic? But there were still a few possibilities, and the first one claimed not to have a working cell phone and wanted to IM. Sounded odd but hey, he was young and cute and I just really got into the idea of a stranger bringing me breakfastin bed. Well, we chatted, it seemed to be going ok, but then he was all about let's do anal andI'm like noooo, not interested in an anal quickie wth someone I've never met before and he's like, oh, but it's best in the morning and I'm thinking has this kid ever even done anal before? and when he realized he wasn't getting anywhere he said he didn't think I was very attractive anyhow and he guessed he'd pass. Yikes. Just attractive enough to do in the ass, I guess.

That sort of made me dubious about the whole concept, I tend to believe that most sexual fantasies are best kept at that:fantasies. It's probably not a fantasy I'd have waking up to go to work, in any case.

Oh well. Guess I'll stick with massage!

rob3481000 42M

7/10/2006 10:19 am

you should have messaged me and asked me i would have brought you breakfast in bed and made you happy, but i tried, e-mail me if you want to talk, roberte111 at y*hoo, hope to hear from u, bye


rm_Imontheedge 58M
21 posts
7/21/2006 2:26 pm

Oddly enough I saw your Craigslist post and since you're a little far from SA for that early in the morning I passed. I'm also probably not the young flesh you were looking for but you'd be surprised. I still get surprised looks when folks find out I'm over 35. Its a shame you didn't find a guy to take you up on your offer I thought it was way cool. Maybe the young punks just don't get it.


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