* TOP 10 POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN  

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2339 posts
8/6/2006 8:50 pm

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* TOP 10 POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You‘ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always thought you were crazy, but now I can plainly see your nuts.



mdchica83 35F

8/6/2006 9:09 pm

I love number seven. It's not cruel and also it's hilarious.


abitcrazy4sex 46M
1335 posts
8/6/2006 9:16 pm

nice , never did really care for buicks though


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
8/6/2006 9:21 pm

Lol...those are funny!
Now...what to do when the tail of their tucked in shirt is waving out of the zipper too?
How about...hey buddy are you trying to wave a flag of surrender there or what??


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/6/2006 11:09 pm

    Quoting mdchica83:
    I love number seven. It's not cruel and also it's hilarious.
#2 is my favorite.


lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/6/2006 11:10 pm

    Quoting abitcrazy4sex:
    nice , never did really care for buicks though
WHAT??????next thing I know you will be telling me you want to drive a ford....


lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/6/2006 11:11 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    Lol...those are funny!
    Now...what to do when the tail of their tucked in shirt is waving out of the zipper too?
    How about...hey buddy are you trying to wave a flag of surrender there or what??
Thats a great answer, can I borrow it?


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