Hooker Parrots  

looking4fun_604 51F
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11/5/2005 10:06 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hooker Parrots

A woman runs to the Church looking for a priest, she asks for confession and tells him “Father, I have a problem!

“Tell me, my daughter, what’s your problem?” - Look, Father, I have two beautiful little female parrots, but the only phrase they know how to say is “hi, we are hookers... Won’t you join us?!”

The priest immediately replies… “That’s a sin, daughter!, but I might have a solution for you.

I have a couple of male parrots and I have taught them to pray and read the Bible, so bring me your little parrots and I’ll put them together in the same cage and my little ones will teach your sinning parrots how to pray and to read the Bible, so they’ll never say those bad words again.

The idea was fine for the woman, so the next day she brought her vulgar parrots. When she passes by, she sees that the priest’s parrots are in the cage praying on the Rosary, and they put hers in with them.

As usual, the little females say “hi, we are hookers. Won’t you join us?!”

One of the male parrots says to his partner... “Hey, brother! You can put away the Rosaries!! Our prayers have been answered... The hookers are here!!!"


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