2005 Best Headlines - so far...  

looking4fun_604 52F
127 posts
9/28/2005 2:19 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

2005 Best Headlines - so far...

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over

[what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothing lazy fucks!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures

[who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges

[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious

[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half

[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued
by 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that headline right?

dasher121 37M

9/30/2005 8:25 am

Hahaha thats to good. And you have to go to school for 4-5yrs and get a degree to make those headlines lol.

Lookin_4_Fun52 65M
40 posts
10/3/2005 6:55 pm

Just remember who wrote those headlines....college educated liberal arts or journalism majors...that explains it all.

RockPebble 71M
2493 posts
11/21/2005 8:51 am

And they wrote them without government assistance too. Can you imagine the headlines that were turned down?

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