Killer Biscuits wanted for Attempted Muder  

looking19632008 55F
2491 posts
8/22/2006 4:58 pm

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8/26/2006 10:40 am

Killer Biscuits wanted for Attempted Muder

Lisa, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws- while there she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up & her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned & walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, & she looked very strange. He asked her if she was ok & Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, & had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked & Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found Lisa had a wad of biscuit dough on the back of her head....a biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, & the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough & thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. She tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed & came to her rescue. (and here's the klincher...)Lisa is blonde...........this was sent to me at work, supposedly from a real newspaper article....who says a brunette cant do the same???)))

kyplowboy22 62M

8/23/2006 9:37 pm

I can see that happening. rofl. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, huh? Later


warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
8/24/2006 9:49 am

We have a term in London for someone who does something really stupid.

"You Donut!"

I wonder if this is where the term came from.

warm xx

rm_pussnballs4u 62M/55F
326 posts
8/24/2006 1:51 pm

Was that an IBD attack??? Improvised Biscuit Devise? I bet Osama is trying to strike at the very roots of our society by disrupting breakfast! Yup, bet that's what it is.


fortunaswm 63M/53F

8/25/2006 12:38 pm

A blind man makes his way to the bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls quiet.
In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him whispers, "Before you tell that joke sir it's only fair given you are blind that you should know 5 things.
1. The bartender is blonde with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman who doesn't need a baseball bat.
3. I'm a 6 foot 175 pound blonde woman and I have a black belt in karate.
4. The woman on the other side of you is also blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5. And the woman standing right behind you is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."

LUV, shepard

playtime44uandi 54M
6545 posts
8/26/2006 9:55 am

That story has been around for 20 years.
I think the guys on the show "Myth Busters" should look into it!!!

~We'll Leave The Light On~

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