CHICKEN
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Posted:Sep 17, 2006 12:07 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2007 7:43 am
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said
"Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are!
Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,
I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said ["OH MY GOD, it's too late for you!
You've already got the neck and the gizzards
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CHICKEN
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Posted:Sep 17, 2006 11:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:44 am
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said
"Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are!
Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,
I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said ["OH MY GOD, it's too late for you!
You've already got the neck and the gizzards
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We Shall Prevail
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Posted:Sep 11, 2006 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2007 1:41 pm
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One insane moment in time,
With no reason or rhyme,
The world is turned upside down.
Shockwaves carry and cover,
As fear and horror hover,
The terror touches every town.
Disciples of Satan descend,
Civilized people in pretend,
With evil at the helm.
To crucify innocent people,
Occupying innocent steeples,
In an innocent realm.
Eagerly engulfing its prey,
Regardless of farewells to say,
Panic and mayhem reign.
Acting only on instinct,
No time to stop and think,
No time for sorrow or pain.
Massive monuments of mortar and steel,
In seconds fates are sealed,
Structures erupt in flame.
Daily events remember these,
Quickly becoming only memories,
Never forgotten never the same.
Smoldering Steal carcass,
The day becomes darkest,
Skies of ash, mountains of rubble.
The dawn of a new day,
Calm and solace stripped away,
Trouble times awaken times of trouble.
Broken hearts, broken beams,
Shattered lives and broken dreams,
Hand in hand heroes clear it.
Upon Satan’s face a frown,
His ambitions abruptly drown,
By are battered but unbroken spirit.
From the ruins resurrected,
Misfortune fates connected,
An angel, five thousand souls strong.
To defeat and to defend,
To conquer and contend,
To make right this unimaginable wrong.
The lives they have been taken,
But do not be mistaken,
These lives are not taken in vain.
These souls thus erected,
Bequeath eternally protected,
The love ones still remain.
Terror is ultimately deceased,
With evil plans decreased,
For souls can not be buried.
For even on bloodied feet,
The light of angels lead,
If we drop by god be carried.
Underestimated the evil’s scope,
Our undying faith and hope,
Overlooked is this tiny detail.
For it is with honor and pride,
And god on our side,
We shall overcome we shall prevail.
Evil it has no place,
Such a wrath it has to face,
With divine intervention above.
What was Satan’s thought,
Through anger our souls sought,
But all that remains is LOVE.
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Brad Pitt
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Posted:Sep 10, 2006 2:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2007 7:43 am
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars",
and then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother! and ! asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living
with two sluts and a queer"
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