THINGS MY BLOG WILL NEVER CONTAIN????? WIT??? hmnn!!  

loadeddice05 45M
3565 posts
5/16/2006 11:15 pm

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THINGS MY BLOG WILL NEVER CONTAIN????? WIT??? hmnn!!

I just read a blog, nice, and it seemed to have alot of content geared towards making women feel comfortable??? And the blogger expresses his opinions and low and behold women actually respond to all this obviously contrived crap!!!!!

If your a stranger to my blog???? Or an infrequent reader???? (yikes) Here's some shit about Mr. Dice!!!!

First off! I cannot share warm hugs and fuzzy feelings. I wouldn't know how to react to your tiring day?? So save it!!!!!

I don't think dogs and cats belong in tha' house(snakes and lizards are fine) and until my feelings on this change! Will not own either. So your tea-cup chihuahua and all the cuteness involved with said animal means ZERO to me!! No cute animal stories!!! ever!!!!!!

I will never leave a retarded comment like " Great comment, you seem so deep. Get back to me??" This is kissing up and my personality will not allow all that cheese?? (asshole??) No kissing up ta' get some!!

If you have a Hot blog pic you'll be in my watched list till I find out how boring you are??? Then when I see all those bad poems and gal's so totally rule stuff! You will be dropped!!! No feminist blogs!!!

I know I may lose a couple of buds cause of this??? But I hope not!! Honesty?? Is a word I got my own way of defining!! Those bloggers(you know who you are!!) who peak my interest?? Rest assured I find something in you that is totally special and unique!!!

SO THANX!!!!!!


meerkittykat 43F

5/17/2006 12:03 am

LMAOOOOOO

Is it different if it's a woman writing a poem about a woman????

I recognized you from a couple posts in my blogs about football...shortly after I wrote about something cheesy, but most definitely NOT femi-nazi-esque.

Honesty works...just be you...I thought it was funny as hell.

--Meer


n0tatalker 40M

5/17/2006 1:58 am

great c0mment y0u seem like y0ure g0nna be in so deep! after y0u get s0meone to veiw this fuckin' train wreck... i'm so proud of y0u... except y0u made that sissy ass apology...
i hate d0gs and kids that have fat owners!

-that should take s0me of the heat off ya bud!


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
5/17/2006 3:10 am

you are so deep.. get back to me.. cant wait to have some cheese and chocolate cookies with you. xoox k

Peace xxx K


rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
5/17/2006 4:22 am

You are so brazen and honest....in an adorably obnoxious sort of knuckle dragging way and I wouldn't have you any other way.

Dice, what I like about you is that you make me laugh!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


loadeddice05 45M

5/17/2006 6:27 am

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    LMAOOOOOO

    Is it different if it's a woman writing a poem about a woman????

    I recognized you from a couple posts in my blogs about football...shortly after I wrote about something cheesy, but most definitely NOT femi-nazi-esque.

    Honesty works...just be you...I thought it was funny as hell.

    --Meer
I can only be honest!!! Unfortunately I don't always factor in peoples reaction to tha' stupid shit I say!!! LOL!!! Thanx!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/17/2006 6:33 am

    Quoting n0tatalker:
    great c0mment y0u seem like y0ure g0nna be in so deep! after y0u get s0meone to veiw this fuckin' train wreck... i'm so proud of y0u... except y0u made that sissy ass apology...
    i hate d0gs and kids that have fat owners!

    -that should take s0me of the heat off ya bud!
Hay you went all gay and apologized to saint??? I just gave out a general apology!!! Now this is self serving!!!! I'm still hoping to get laid?? And any of the women who read my Blog would..... with tha' right amount of alcohol and ruffies give it up????(without overdosing? I hope??) Those ladies who do not like my candor are ultra feminist, lesbo, Bush supporters anyways!!! And will receive neither communion nor baptism in the devine waters of my pickle juice??????? So there!! ..... Dice explained????


loadeddice05 45M

5/17/2006 6:36 am

    Quoting rm_gata11459:
    you are so deep.. get back to me.. cant wait to have some cheese and chocolate cookies with you. xoox k
Chocolate and Cheese is my all time favorite WEEN album!!! We could throw it on and I could do ya'???? I could see ya all buttered up gyrating to the sweet sounds of Vooodoo lady???? MNNNNNNN!!! Butter!!!!


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
5/17/2006 7:17 pm

Awww kiss my lily white ass cos I'm laughing it off!

Oh and that fucking pickle elf - he's history when I get a hold of him - the little shit stole my favorite pipe!



OhMyOdd


mangomamiCT 43F

5/17/2006 9:23 pm

you are so deep
me and my 14 cats would love to shed on you sometime , you dont mind chicks with cats do you ?


loadeddice05 45M

5/17/2006 10:41 pm

    Quoting mangomamiCT:
    you are so deep
    me and my 14 cats would love to shed on you sometime , you dont mind chicks with cats do you ?
cat lady huh?? Cats are disgusting!!!!! Got my toothbrush yet???


n0tatalker 40M

5/18/2006 2:17 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    Hay you went all gay and apologized to saint??? I just gave out a general apology!!! Now this is self serving!!!! I'm still hoping to get laid?? And any of the women who read my Blog would..... with tha' right amount of alcohol and ruffies give it up????(without overdosing? I hope??) Those ladies who do not like my candor are ultra feminist, lesbo, Bush supporters anyways!!! And will receive neither communion nor baptism in the devine waters of my pickle juice??????? So there!! ..... Dice explained????
lmao! im g0nna have to invent a couple of acronyms just f0r y0ur degree of humor... h0w bout i p0st 'em. yeah i apologized to saint... cuz i want her bad! and becuz i called her a psycho! i'm just fuckin with ya'... kinda! sensitive littl...


loadeddice05 45M

5/18/2006 6:46 am

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    Awww kiss my lily white ass cos I'm laughing it off!

    Oh and that fucking pickle elf - he's history when I get a hold of him - the little shit stole my favorite pipe!



    OhMyOdd
I talked to tha' pickled elf and he say's your pipe is in my front pocket!!! You'll have to search for it?????LOL!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/18/2006 6:48 am

    Quoting n0tatalker:
    lmao! im g0nna have to invent a couple of acronyms just f0r y0ur degree of humor... h0w bout i p0st 'em. yeah i apologized to saint... cuz i want her bad! and becuz i called her a psycho! i'm just fuckin with ya'... kinda! sensitive littl...
Yeah!! Don't call a crazy person, crazy!!!!! LOL!!!!!


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