JIZZBOY AND THE PURPLE UNICORN!!!! happy birthday son!!!!!  

loadeddice05 45M
3565 posts
5/20/2006 7:35 am

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JIZZBOY AND THE PURPLE UNICORN!!!! happy birthday son!!!!!

When we last saw Jizzboy!!!! HMNNN! I don't remember??? LOL!! some story teller huh?

Anyways!! Well Jizz has a sidekick now. It's a glorious purple unicorn named "purple unicorn" and together they will wage they're never ending battle against the republicans and closet hiding, ultra conservative religious blokes(rainbows).

Whilst pumping fat chicks at the "purple unicorns" house Jizzboy spots a lone damsel holding up a wall??? She seems a very oddgirl and Jizz loves her color. MNNN! Freckles!!! He walks over and gives a flirtatious grin!! She shy's away. Perhaps his bulg is a bit too full? In a somber mood he walks to the kitchen. There his mother stands in all her gata glory!! She's wearing tha' thong he bought her for christmas. Such a good mom!!! He explains his problem and after giving good advice and a dick shivering tongue washing!!!(she likes clean children, gata, it is a cat?) He wanders off to meet "purple unicorn" Unicorn is getting high and watching those FUCKING Mariner's beat the Padres.

Jizz looks at his pal in disgust! "I don't care if it's your party!! oddgirl is mine"!!! Maybe the drink has gotten to him? Shannee gets between the two friends and grabs both by the manhood!! She's done this before. Gropping and grinding she finishes all party goers! This party has escalated!!

Oddgirl overcomes her shyness at this point and prances over! Jizzboy! Oh Jizzboy my lovely man..... they walk to the bathroom! A minute later emerge. Oddgirl obviously walking with a limp!Walking to the couch. Jizz snuggles up to his pal "Purple Unicorn", feet on a Fat chick asks where's Mango?? A laugh is shared! And Jizz screams HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! naked dog pile on gata!!!!!

Clitalicious arrives late!!! lube in hand!!!!

The confetti flies!!!!!!!!!!!!!


clitalicious67 50F

5/20/2006 9:21 am

Damn...why do I gotta arrive late? This is a freakfest party...I am still laughing...I had to read it THREE times...my sides hurt now...sillyass man. (again not a bad thing...just sayin')


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
5/20/2006 9:47 am

Dayum that was just to short a time in the bathroom. Next time I demand more than a limp!
Just had to put baseball in there huh? What no porn on the telly?

A Minute - Bloody Hell only a minute?!?!?!

I have to have a serious chat with Jizz.

LMAO!



Oddone


rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
5/20/2006 4:16 pm

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Damn...why do I gotta arrive late? This is a freakfest party...I am still laughing...I had to read it THREE times...my sides hurt now...sillyass man. (again not a bad thing...just sayin')
lol.. fashionably late again Clit?... gigglin

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


clitalicious67 50F

5/20/2006 4:59 pm

    Quoting rm_CuummDrop:
    lol.. fashionably late again Clit?... gigglin
Now CD you know you better play nice with me or...well let's say we could have a repeat of a few of our outtings...LOL All I need to say at this point is "Clean up on aisle 7..." giggling...you are such a naughty monkey!!! Spanks to you!!!! love ya C~


loadeddice05 45M

5/20/2006 10:35 pm

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    Dayum that was just to short a time in the bathroom. Next time I demand more than a limp!
    Just had to put baseball in there huh? What no porn on the telly?

    A Minute - Bloody Hell only a minute?!?!?!

    I have to have a serious chat with Jizz.

    LMAO!



    Oddone
Of couse baseballs on this party is thrown for a man!!! LOL!!! How about two minutes next time???? sheeyah!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/20/2006 10:36 pm

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Damn...why do I gotta arrive late? This is a freakfest party...I am still laughing...I had to read it THREE times...my sides hurt now...sillyass man. (again not a bad thing...just sayin')
We sent you out for lube silly!! But now that your here!!! Fistings for everyone!!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/20/2006 10:38 pm

    Quoting rm_CuummDrop:
    lol.. fashionably late again Clit?... gigglin
She's excused this time!!! I didn't see you there??? were you in tha' back?????


clitalicious67 50F

5/21/2006 6:10 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    We sent you out for lube silly!! But now that your here!!! Fistings for everyone!!!!!
Ohhhh you had to go there!!!!!!! Fisting....you first then!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/21/2006 6:52 am

Oh! My god!! You say the sweetest things ok. But if you hit my liver were stopping???? LOL!!!!!


rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
5/21/2006 7:46 am

LMAO!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
5/21/2006 8:04 am

lmao.. gata is a cat.. true that.. now for this naked dog pile...lets talk xoxo k

Peace xxx K


loadeddice05 45M

5/21/2006 1:11 pm

    Quoting rm_gata11459:
    lmao.. gata is a cat.. true that.. now for this naked dog pile...lets talk xoxo k
And I'm sure your "Cat" is beautiful up close!! I luv ya lady!!!


clitalicious67 50F

5/21/2006 8:23 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    Oh! My god!! You say the sweetest things ok. But if you hit my liver were stopping???? LOL!!!!!
Awww you are sucking all the fun out of it...you fun sucker you!


loadeddice05 45M

5/21/2006 9:42 pm

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Awww you are sucking all the fun out of it...you fun sucker you!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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