I CAN'T GET LAID!!!!!Ever wonder why?????  

loadeddice05 45M
3565 posts
6/7/2006 6:47 am

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6/9/2006 6:27 am

I CAN'T GET LAID!!!!!Ever wonder why?????

I at times have been ashamed for men and my sex in general!!! Take yesterday as an example!! Pumping gas(you know that liquid gold that is priced so astronomically that it really must contain said rare element??) Well I'm pumping gas next to this hot redhead!! HOT tennis skirt and tight fitting blouse late thirties all the things I would normally drool over!! This construction guy across the way was already drooling and son of a bitch if this guy wasn't 300 pounds and gross!!! Yes!!! Sporting the walrus mustache.... always a fav. of the ladies????

Anyways!!! The only thing he didn't do was pull his dick out and point it at her!! This in a mans mind will always bring a flock of willing women!!!!
Believe me fella's if I thought that worked I'd post about 20 penis pics!!!!

Back to her!! I looked over at her and she's kinda getting uncomfortable... And say I think he likes you??? She smiled at this and says "Do you think"!! Well she got in her car and drove off!!! But this perv follows her with his whole body????? And I cannot describe his ugliness!!! FUGLY!!!! And low and behold personality to match!!!!

It could be said I cock blocked him?? But he wasn't gonna get anywhere.. And at that point with his scary demeanor neither was I???? So I say again horny dudes need to settle down before hunting for women!!!

REASONS!!!!

YOU ARE SCARY AND DON'T REALIZE THIS!!!

YOU WILL SAY STUPID SHIT!! AND NOT REALIZE IT!!

YOU ARE UGLY AND WILL RUIN MY CHANCE AT GETTING SOME!!!!

Anyways!!!So any horny ladies out there wanna suck on my hard cock!! Any horny ladies in Cali?? Looking for horny ladies to party with!!! Any woman wanna be desired??? Ever known true Ecstasy???

SEE!!! ALL THIS SOUNDS RETARDED!!!!! DUMB ASSES!!!! cold showers boys!!!!

your ruining my game!!!!!!!!


meerkittykat 43F

6/7/2006 11:03 am

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OMG Dice I think I want you to father my children, so all the men grow up to be just like you!!!!! Rationally preverted!!!! AND with game to match!!!!


swooness 36F

6/7/2006 2:33 pm

now don't lie...you wish you were the 230 lb construction worker whose nose and nasty-a** mustache is a mirror image of his lower areas cause at least he was able to get his message across loud and clear .... even if it is through grunts and scratching of the balls


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
6/7/2006 4:16 pm

This is why women travel in packs.



Odds


clitalicious67 50F

6/7/2006 4:51 pm

you should watch for buzzards...it is a SURE sign you will get laid!!! LMAO


n0tatalker 40M

6/8/2006 12:23 am

lets take a m0ment and thank the l0rd f0r all the guys that make us getting laid a painless and relativly easy experience... ahh! thanks neanderthals! dice have y0u seen my penis pictures? I can't find em?


loadeddice05 45M

6/8/2006 6:16 am

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    OMG Dice I think I want you to father my children, so all the men grow up to be just like you!!!!! Rationally preverted!!!! AND with game to match!!!!
Got so much game I'm gonna lend some to notat!!! Anyways!! Yeah!!! My man's seed is strong!! And will definately make ya' a little preger's!!!! How about we play battleship you could strip down naked in the tub and I will shoot flying protein projectiles at you!! Perverted enough??? NOt enough????


loadeddice05 45M

6/8/2006 6:19 am

    Quoting swooness:
    now don't lie...you wish you were the 230 lb construction worker whose nose and nasty-a** mustache is a mirror image of his lower areas cause at least he was able to get his message across loud and clear .... even if it is through grunts and scratching of the balls
Got the consrtuction worker thing down!! I'm psrt of the village people 2000!! Didn't you know??? Anyways!!!! More like rubbing his balls!! I at least talked to her!! Even if it was unproductive!! sigh!!!!! I should have pissed on her and grunted!!! URGHHHHH!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

6/8/2006 6:20 am

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    This is why women travel in packs.



    Odds
I like women in packs!!!! The more the merrier!!! And it's such a challenge to walk up and try to steel a chick away from tha' "pack"!!! Makes me feel like a MAN!!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

6/8/2006 6:22 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    you should watch for buzzards...it is a SURE sign you will get laid!!! LMAO
I will get laid anyways!!!!(someday) And will also do that damn buzzard coated in peanut butter!!!! LOL!!!!! And prove that your really lying about being a swallower??????


loadeddice05 45M

6/8/2006 6:26 am

    Quoting n0tatalker:
    lets take a m0ment and thank the l0rd f0r all the guys that make us getting laid a painless and relativly easy experience... ahh! thanks neanderthals! dice have y0u seen my penis pictures? I can't find em?
Yes! I have seen them!! I took em' to kinko's and am in the process of making pillowcases for all our ladies at christmas!!!!! Funny thing is my pillow is so much softer now??? HMNNN!! Yes!! The knuckle draggers make things so easy for us with ??????? game????


rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
6/8/2006 7:08 am

LMAO!!! I don't know which is funnier, the blog, the insults to Dice or the comments you have in return Dice. Damn! YOu're in gut busting form today...

I just love the packs remarks. LOL! Personally, men have seemed to find me intimidating most of my life. Since I got online for dating, it's truly the only time that I've not had to do almost all the asking. Very refreshing. There have been only a handful of men in my life who did the asking out first and two of them turned out to be husbands. Go figure. Of course, I'll pick someone who's not speechless because I walk into a room to spend my life with. Can you imagine having a man go speechless and pussy whipped every time he sees his wife. Boring! Not bragging about that. My husband would vouche for being too tongue tied to ask me out the first chance he got...but he worked up the nerve the second time and I said yes as you may imagine.

It was real bad in HS. Hardly got to date at all. I missed out on alot of fun by being the prettiest girl in school. All the guys assumed I was already on a date. All the girls assumed I was stuck up and would outshine them so much they wouldn't get a look from the guys. Left me kinda lonely.

Kinda like being a bit aged. I get lots of approaches these days. Means I don't have to do all the work and I get to take my pick....and if I don't like someone who is approaching me...well I can always put on my ice queen shell again that I used to hide my hurt at being so ignored when I was younger. Scares 'em off every time. LOL! IOW some of that loneliness was my own damn fault for being a bit reserved and shy.

I still think that women have it easier than men. We have all the control in a dating situation...given the guy in question understands and respects no that is.

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


loadeddice05 45M

6/8/2006 2:50 pm

    Quoting rm_shannee2006:
    LMAO!!! I don't know which is funnier, the blog, the insults to Dice or the comments you have in return Dice. Damn! YOu're in gut busting form today...

    I just love the packs remarks. LOL! Personally, men have seemed to find me intimidating most of my life. Since I got online for dating, it's truly the only time that I've not had to do almost all the asking. Very refreshing. There have been only a handful of men in my life who did the asking out first and two of them turned out to be husbands. Go figure. Of course, I'll pick someone who's not speechless because I walk into a room to spend my life with. Can you imagine having a man go speechless and pussy whipped every time he sees his wife. Boring! Not bragging about that. My husband would vouche for being too tongue tied to ask me out the first chance he got...but he worked up the nerve the second time and I said yes as you may imagine.

    It was real bad in HS. Hardly got to date at all. I missed out on alot of fun by being the prettiest girl in school. All the guys assumed I was already on a date. All the girls assumed I was stuck up and would outshine them so much they wouldn't get a look from the guys. Left me kinda lonely.

    Kinda like being a bit aged. I get lots of approaches these days. Means I don't have to do all the work and I get to take my pick....and if I don't like someone who is approaching me...well I can always put on my ice queen shell again that I used to hide my hurt at being so ignored when I was younger. Scares 'em off every time. LOL! IOW some of that loneliness was my own damn fault for being a bit reserved and shy.

    I still think that women have it easier than men. We have all the control in a dating situation...given the guy in question understands and respects no that is.
I was also the prettiest girl on school!!! LOL!! I like women who are a little aged!! Like cheese!! And I'm lactose intolerant???


loadeddice05 45M

6/8/2006 2:50 pm

    Quoting rm_shannee2006:
    LMAO!!! I don't know which is funnier, the blog, the insults to Dice or the comments you have in return Dice. Damn! YOu're in gut busting form today...

    I just love the packs remarks. LOL! Personally, men have seemed to find me intimidating most of my life. Since I got online for dating, it's truly the only time that I've not had to do almost all the asking. Very refreshing. There have been only a handful of men in my life who did the asking out first and two of them turned out to be husbands. Go figure. Of course, I'll pick someone who's not speechless because I walk into a room to spend my life with. Can you imagine having a man go speechless and pussy whipped every time he sees his wife. Boring! Not bragging about that. My husband would vouche for being too tongue tied to ask me out the first chance he got...but he worked up the nerve the second time and I said yes as you may imagine.

    It was real bad in HS. Hardly got to date at all. I missed out on alot of fun by being the prettiest girl in school. All the guys assumed I was already on a date. All the girls assumed I was stuck up and would outshine them so much they wouldn't get a look from the guys. Left me kinda lonely.

    Kinda like being a bit aged. I get lots of approaches these days. Means I don't have to do all the work and I get to take my pick....and if I don't like someone who is approaching me...well I can always put on my ice queen shell again that I used to hide my hurt at being so ignored when I was younger. Scares 'em off every time. LOL! IOW some of that loneliness was my own damn fault for being a bit reserved and shy.

    I still think that women have it easier than men. We have all the control in a dating situation...given the guy in question understands and respects no that is.
in school


clitalicious67 50F

6/8/2006 5:31 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    I will get laid anyways!!!!(someday) And will also do that damn buzzard coated in peanut butter!!!! LOL!!!!! And prove that your really lying about being a swallower??????
It is just WRONG to lie about swallowing...'sides if you have it deep in your throat you ain't gonna taste a thing...just sayin'


loadeddice05 45M

6/8/2006 10:29 pm

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    It is just WRONG to lie about swallowing...'sides if you have it deep in your throat you ain't gonna taste a thing...just sayin'
Ok. deep in your throat!! But don't gag???


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