BLOWJOB ETTIQUETTE!!!! WHERE THE LOAD LANDS????  

loadeddice05 45M
3565 posts
5/25/2006 6:39 am

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BLOWJOB ETTIQUETTE!!!! WHERE THE LOAD LANDS????

This is an important blog!! As I type listening to Twisted Sister and their reluctance to "take it"!! I'm wondering??? My last experiance with copulation was about 2 months ago??? What?? How could a woman live without my manhood in her mouth??? GOOD QUESTION!!!!!

Anyways!!! The last one was not spat back at me!!! LOL!!!! Get it?? LOL!!!! uh! yeah......anyways!!

Since my first wife. It's been a courtesy to say "when". It seems like the proper thing to do, and I would hate for my lady companions to drown!!! Yes!!! Dice is loaded!!

It seems you would at least appreciate the warning??? But isn't that what toothbrushes are for???? And as for smooches after???? ugh!!! no!!

For arguments sake! Let's say it's spat back in your lap?? Shouldn't your(hopefully) lady friend have to clean you up?? That seems the least she could do!!! But what is your opinion??? You know mine I don't care where it ends up!!! LOL!!!!!!

Ok. Well it's gonna be a super nice day today!! San Diego except for the huge gas pricess and astronomical housing prices is great on sunny days!!!!!!

I'm gonna go now!!! Gotta work on my next??????


LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/69F
3394 posts
5/25/2006 7:23 am


the warning is good, if she is new to you ......but many will take it i think, just give her the choice ........no smoochies after??? ... then my answer would be no ....

if he wants me to take it but is too hung up to taste it on me .... i loose interest in taking for him .. or any further sex with him .... i like sexy guys ... it's how sexy his mind isthat makes him sexy to me. (plus, the old goose / gander thingy u know)

LilJessicaSQuirt


rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
5/25/2006 7:56 am

Gotta agree with Jessica on all points.

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


n0tatalker 40M

5/25/2006 9:08 am

who brought a fuckin' g0ose...?

no more drinking and blogging Dice... thats h0w unicorns turn into unicrons! but i agree... who gives a shit what they do with it... I just want a nap!


loadeddice05 45M

5/25/2006 5:08 pm

    Quoting LilSquirt_4mfm:

    the warning is good, if she is new to you ......but many will take it i think, just give her the choice ........no smoochies after??? ... then my answer would be no ....

    if he wants me to take it but is too hung up to taste it on me .... i loose interest in taking for him .. or any further sex with him .... i like sexy guys ... it's how sexy his mind isthat makes him sexy to me. (plus, the old goose / gander thingy u know)

    Lil♥Jessica♥SQuirt
LoL!! Yep!! I guess your right!!! Thanks for your coomets though!!! I was half joking around anyways!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/25/2006 5:09 pm

    Quoting TakethemoneyRUN:
    You are right this was very important things.
    I need to think it all over and I will come back to you.
I'm pondering as well??? Let me know when you've figured it out???

How's tha' baby???


loadeddice05 45M

5/25/2006 5:10 pm

Of course I'd make out with you after???? gulp!!!! blah!!! Oh!! My lovely swallowing shannee!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/25/2006 5:13 pm

    Quoting n0tatalker:
    who brought a fuckin' g0ose...?

    no more drinking and blogging Dice... thats h0w unicorns turn into unicrons! but i agree... who gives a shit what they do with it... I just want a nap!
You know sometimes you wake up naked with your friends!! Does that make you a rainbow??? That is one past unicorn and a little less than unicron!!!!!

Damn right!!! I fall right to sleep!!! LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/25/2006 5:14 pm

    Quoting n0tatalker:
    who brought a fuckin' g0ose...?

    no more drinking and blogging Dice... thats h0w unicorns turn into unicrons! but i agree... who gives a shit what they do with it... I just want a nap!
Oh!! Mzhuny you doll!!! Now! I know what to frost your cake with next year???? LOL!!!! How was your b-day???? GOOD I HOPE?


clitalicious67 50F

5/25/2006 6:25 pm

Ok lemme just say...about the kissing afterward...it is your "love juice" so WTF???? I don't get that...ya'll sure don't mind layin' one on us after you have tasted our "nectar"...

I think spitting is rude personally...the warning is a nice thing...and if I don't get...I am at a point in my life where I don't give...nuff said...

Peace

C~

P.S. what are you wearing?


Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
5/26/2006 6:01 am

ahhh, who needs a warning, its not like they don't know its going to happen. My breathing, panting, moaning, groaning, and hip bucking should be warning enough right?

Personaly I always felt if I had to say when, then she wasn't paying attention.


loadeddice05 45M

5/26/2006 6:38 am

    Quoting Kaliedascope61:
    ahhh, who needs a warning, its not like they don't know its going to happen. My breathing, panting, moaning, groaning, and hip bucking should be warning enough right?

    Personaly I always felt if I had to say when, then she wasn't paying attention.
LOL!!!! Yeah!! But I've had a bunch of women who weren't too happy bout the bounty of my little fellas??? But if I found she wasn't paying attention I'd get her back by dating her friends!!!! LOL!!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/26/2006 6:40 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Ok lemme just say...about the kissing afterward...it is your "love juice" so WTF???? I don't get that...ya'll sure don't mind layin' one on us after you have tasted our "nectar"...

    I think spitting is rude personally...the warning is a nice thing...and if I don't get...I am at a point in my life where I don't give...nuff said...

    Peace

    C~

    P.S. what are you wearing?
I is my love juice!! But I'm saying I love you by giving it to you in the first place!!! And you wanna give it back??? That hurts!!!

Were gonna have to find out if tha' "warning" does not really matter to you??? I'll kissa ya' after!! trust me!!!


rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
5/26/2006 3:15 pm

Yeah,, who needs a warning anyway,, when the legs tighten up,, the balls start to shrink, and the cock gets bigger in the mouth.. Ummm,, no verbal nessecary,, plus, in the back of my throat.. Ummmm, no need for me to spit.. i'm a greedy lil bitch...

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


clitalicious67 50F

5/26/2006 3:27 pm

    Quoting Kaliedascope61:
    ahhh, who needs a warning, its not like they don't know its going to happen. My breathing, panting, moaning, groaning, and hip bucking should be warning enough right?

    Personaly I always felt if I had to say when, then she wasn't paying attention.
Ummm I forgot what I was going to say to you when you started all the breathing, panting, moaning, groaning and hip bucking...all I can stutter out now is...I LOVE YOU MAN!!! Love a man the expresses himself while in the act...woohoo!


clitalicious67 50F

5/26/2006 3:29 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    I is my love juice!! But I'm saying I love you by giving it to you in the first place!!! And you wanna give it back??? That hurts!!!

    Were gonna have to find out if tha' "warning" does not really matter to you??? I'll kissa ya' after!! trust me!!!
I have to agree with Kali about the warning...if you are in tune you already know it is going to happen...there are plenty of signals.

I don't want to give it back silly man...but I don't think kissing afterward should bother the guy...(smirking)...trust me I don't leave a drop...


rm_jd29992z 55M
3888 posts
5/27/2006 1:43 am

Hmmmmm some girls sould at least spit away from you don't you think????? Well I will have a girl on girl story tomorrow you might like to check it out later dude JD


loadeddice05 45M

5/27/2006 6:21 am

    Quoting rm_CuummDrop:
    Yeah,, who needs a warning anyway,, when the legs tighten up,, the balls start to shrink, and the cock gets bigger in the mouth.. Ummm,, no verbal nessecary,, plus, in the back of my throat.. Ummmm, no need for me to spit.. i'm a greedy lil bitch...
That is soooo! Hot!! Nice description???? HMNNNN! greedy!!!!! so, so classic!!!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

5/27/2006 6:23 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Ummm I forgot what I was going to say to you when you started all the breathing, panting, moaning, groaning and hip bucking...all I can stutter out now is...I LOVE YOU MAN!!! Love a man the expresses himself while in the act...woohoo!
If I'm all hip bucking and panting? You better be paying attention!!! Or I'll not cum and you spend forever thinking about what could have been????? lol


loadeddice05 45M

5/27/2006 6:25 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    I have to agree with Kali about the warning...if you are in tune you already know it is going to happen...there are plenty of signals.

    I don't want to give it back silly man...but I don't think kissing afterward should bother the guy...(smirking)...trust me I don't leave a drop...
I give you a huge toungue involved kiss anyways!! That's what love is all about?????


loadeddice05 45M

5/27/2006 6:27 am

    Quoting rm_jd29992z:
    Hmmmmm some girls sould at least spit away from you don't you think????? Well I will have a girl on girl story tomorrow you might like to check it out later dude JD
Girl on girl huh??? HMNNN! anyways!! Yeah or run to tha' bathroom and puke??? I don't care after!!! LOL!!!!


clitalicious67 50F

5/27/2006 7:45 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    I give you a huge toungue involved kiss anyways!! That's what love is all about?????
LOL Damn skippy you would


clitalicious67 50F

5/27/2006 7:46 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    If I'm all hip bucking and panting? You better be paying attention!!! Or I'll not cum and you spend forever thinking about what could have been????? lol
Baby if I am the one responsible for the hip bucking and panting...you'll cum and LIKE IT!!! just sayin'....


loadeddice05 45M

5/27/2006 8:13 am

I fucked a jar of "skippy" once!!! Once!


loadeddice05 45M

5/27/2006 8:13 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Baby if I am the one responsible for the hip bucking and panting...you'll cum and LIKE IT!!! just sayin'....
behold cumboy!!!!!


clitalicious67 50F

5/28/2006 12:24 am

NOW that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!!!


clitalicious67 50F

5/28/2006 12:25 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    I fucked a jar of "skippy" once!!! Once!
Crunchy or smooth? Inquiring minds wanna know...


loadeddice05 45M

5/28/2006 6:23 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Crunchy or smooth? Inquiring minds wanna know...
Crunchy of course!!! silly!


clitalicious67 50F

5/29/2006 10:58 am

Yeah I knew that is what you would say...eating PBJs will NEVER be the same now...


loadeddice05 45M

5/29/2006 3:10 pm

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Yeah I knew that is what you would say...eating PBJs will NEVER be the same now...
They will if I make em' for you!!!!! What do you mean it tastes funny???? Just eat it!!!!!


clitalicious67 50F

5/29/2006 7:48 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    They will if I make em' for you!!!!! What do you mean it tastes funny???? Just eat it!!!!!
Maybe I will just skip the bread and spread everything right on the target of my attention....??????


loadeddice05 45M

5/29/2006 10:29 pm

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Maybe I will just skip the bread and spread everything right on the target of my attention....??????
Fo' shiz'll!!!


clitalicious67 50F

5/30/2006 4:57 am

I will take that as compliance...


loadeddice05 45M

5/30/2006 7:52 pm

LOL!!!!!


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