A BAD SEX QUESTION?????  

loadeddice05 45M
3565 posts
8/29/2006 7:38 pm

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9/2/2006 8:59 pm

A BAD SEX QUESTION?????

Guess what?? I think many of you may find this quite interesting? I am not a very giving lover! Now! Before you even think to diasgree. Let me explain!

I had a sexual encounter recently!(Not the g.f.) And I don't think she was impressed? I could of course be wrong. But It was done for my satisfaction and later I gave this some thought! And this is what I came up with!!!! I have become so stuck on myself that I could care less about anybody else's sexual feelings! AND THIS CANNOT CONTINUE! I'm going to have to work on this! SHIT! I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER AND SOMEDAY MY LOOKS WILL FAIL, MY ASS WILL SAG, AND MY BELLY WILL DROP!! AND ALL THAT DICE WILL HAVE LEFT IS HIS ABILITY TO GIVE A WOMAN AN ASS SHIVERING ORGASM!!!

But what do you think? Should my outlook change or would catering to the opposite sex turn Dice into Mav?????????

I really wanna be remebered as a sexual dynamo!! Does that include going down on a chick??? UGHHHH!!!!! Don't they pee down there????

Dice wait's for helpfull advice!!!


maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
8/29/2006 9:04 pm

LMAO!!!! Oh, poor Diceman!!! Ye of little brains, and a hankering for unicorns!!!!


loadeddice05 45M

8/29/2006 9:46 pm

    Quoting maverick1255:
    LMAO!!!! Oh, poor Diceman!!! Ye of little brains, and a hankering for unicorns!!!!
You picking a fight?? Puppy boy!!! LOL!! I don't need brains!! The ladies love me for my quick wit and lusious backside!!


MYTIME652 52F

8/29/2006 9:49 pm

Well since I'm the only one you really have to worry about impressing, you don't need to go THERE. I don't really care for it and would much rather being doing things to you . The ass shivering orgasm, well yeah I'll take a few of those... The Future Mrs. Dice


MYTIME652 52F

8/29/2006 9:51 pm

Oh and a p.s. and f.y.i. I saw some pretty nice pics of Mav tonite!


loadeddice05 45M

8/29/2006 10:18 pm

    Quoting MYTIME652:
    Oh and a p.s. and f.y.i. I saw some pretty nice pics of Mav tonite!
lol!!!!!!!!!!

DICE(shiver's) uuurghh!! Mr. manboobs????? Nice!!!


clitalicious67 50F

8/30/2006 5:24 am

Ok you just single handedly killed all the buzzards!!!! Lemme tell ya...I am a very giving individual but if I don't receive in return...there isn't a repeat performance...back when I was young and naive I would constantly second guess myself...

Now, I know what I have to offer...so if it ain't good the first time...because of lack of reciprocation...then me and the buzzards are leaving....

Just sayin'....

C~ (smirk)


clitalicious67 50F

8/30/2006 5:26 am

'Sides now that I am a mature woman (laughing) I think you can pretty much get a preview of what's to come when you kiss someone...

C~


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

8/30/2006 7:44 pm

LMFAO...Your pathetic...And MAV leave the Unicorns out of this...Ready

Ready


loadeddice05 45M

9/2/2006 8:59 pm

    Quoting kittenkisses24:
    you get as good as you give. so, maybe you need to think about someone other than yourself you goof.
HMNNN? But my ass is sooo sexy????


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