R u a self loving junkie?  

literoticat 53F
173 posts
7/25/2006 4:44 pm

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8/10/2006 7:17 pm

R u a self loving junkie?

Masturbation.
The art of bringing the self to orgasm. For some it's a sin, for others a compulsion but for most of us it's a way to get that chick with the tits in your office off of your mind so you can work or think straight. (hmmmm...reminds me of a story) Office Torture In my case, I find it a delightful break, i do. Yoga, cooking, and vibing myself silly. Okay, not too too much. I'm not a maniac. (is once a day too much?) For some reason many years ago, i didn't have too much to cheer about orgasmically. (no i'm serious) and thought- is this all there is? So I started reading up, went to betty dodsons website (google it you lazy rapscallion) and found alot of very clinical but very helpful info. I got a barbell (kegel), I got a few toys (one electric wonder, that hath changed me into a cum faery)and began to practice practice practice. While my orgasms got more intense, longer and stronger, I became a better lover. I could tell someone exactly what it was going to take and -you know what boys and girls?- they really appreciated it! i really appreciated it. man did things get better. It seems like making women come should be an olympic sport... doo doodoo doo doodoo doo doodoo*

HOWARD COSELL: We'ah heah at Shea Stadium with Scott Murphy who's fellating average is .335
Theah are lovely red heads and blonds lined up for todays events and they look ready. There he goes fingering slowly to get a good steady start, wait wait she's looking over at the crowd he's not going to get this one, moving on to the blond blogga jessica darling, he goes for a tongue tip clitoral with a deep thumb circular and yes... YES... She's breath-thing heavy and has her O flag ready to wave- wait... wait-he could go all the way-two fingers way inside- its a Double orgasm, Scott Mur-phy has.. Done... it Again, she's shaking with the number two flag above her messy deee-lightful blond hair.. let's watch the replay.
oh sorry. sometimes my mind- it leaves.

*waynes world dream scene

Anyway, talking about masturbation could be awkward but i think we could have world peace if more of us jerked off a few times before doing something rash. Purrrrrhaps we can talk about it in detail later.
For now, just know, that, sigh.... these words- typed with love -from these fingers have made... this keyboard- smell reaalllly naughty.
giggle
jess out!


rm_OZAUKEEFUN 46M/40F
34 posts
7/26/2006 6:43 pm

Talk about masterbation? What has this world come to? 20 years ago, it was still a taboo subject. Now everyone's doing it. Well... everyone was doing it then too. It's just that today, a lot more people are talking about it. Life is strange.


kittys4me2 55M

7/26/2006 10:21 pm

Well,I was going too,but i am still laughing from that PLAY by PLAY.How inventive.Well done.If you ever spoke to me on the phone,i do a GREAT Howard.

Now....were was I ???

Oh yea I remeber.


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