Erotic Writings: Oh to Begin  

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2/1/2006 10:12 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Erotic Writings: Oh to Begin

Okay, yes, I'm going to eventually get around to writing comething that hopefully is both creative and enjoyable. I will admit I don't read romance novels after having laughed through three of them; one of my friends explained to me that yes indeed there is a reason why they're so absurdly formulaic, it's because they're pretty much junk food for the mind, read once and toss. As for erotica, I haven't read much of that stuff either. I got through the first five chapters Anne Rice's (writing as A.N. Roculare) "Claiming of Beauty" before I had to put it down; I was laughing too hard and not really enjoying it much. To sum up, Sleeping Beauty the adult version and with more kinks and bondage than really reasonable (shake and bake).

That all being said, I will admit that it is just this side of impossible for me to write anything "normal." Dick and Jane going out to dinner and then going home to have sex amoung countless flowerpetals with a hottub and all that just has no interest for me. I mean I'm the kind of person who does strange things with my characters, putting them in odd situations, or just having them in a place where we can just kind of relate to.

Case in point: I did a little bit for a creative writing class where we were to make the unbelievable believable, and being as that the professor was a died-in-the-wool academic English teacher who published short stories that were a rather dry read. So, to sum up, I had a woman who had recently had her teeth go straight and very, very white on her roughly over night, and along with that a couple went slightly pointing. Add to that she started to be able to talk to and understand her cat, full fledged conversations, and it turns out the cat was something of a carmudgeon. She's trying to figure out what has happend to her and what she can do, meanwhile the cat is lamenting about the fact that she had given a blowjob to a man that never went out in the daylight and looked rather pale; he also seemed damn suprised after he had cum and didn't so much as leave for the night as pull up his pants and bolt for the door in terror. Beyond that I didn't work with the story segment, though the idea was to entertain what would happen to a woman who had swallowed the semen of a vampire without knowing he was as such.


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