Women Drivers  

labt67 50M
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2/24/2006 8:15 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Women Drivers

This Morning on Highway I 35.

I was driving along around 75 MPH and stared to pass a Mercedes with a woman behind the wheel. I looked over at her car and there she was with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear and it fell into the coffee between my legs, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

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