Sex Lecture  

kwnightwalker2 44M
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8/26/2006 12:56 pm
Sex Lecture

Sex Lecture

Sexual intercourse,
said the science teacher,
is like a kiss at the other end
multiplied by 10.

So if a kiss is 10
and sex is 100,
what is 10 divided by 3?

'Quick, boy! Quick! Quick! '

– Er, holding an inkstained hand
in the common room?
– Or that lingering caress by proxy:
Letting her wear your sweater?

At school, I never bettered
3.3 recurring.

I was hopeless at love.

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