Six Kinds of Sex  

knight2queen4 55M
8 posts
2/23/2006 7:34 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Six Kinds of Sex


1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.

3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you have to do it in the privacy of a bedroom.

4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" Some also call this oral sex.

5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on....

Tequila_princess 45F
892 posts
1/6/2007 8:35 pm

LOL I like this cute...


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