A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously  

knight2queen4 55M
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10/19/2005 6:48 pm

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A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
(Scary when you can identify with most of these.)

• Save the whales–collect the whole set.
• A day without sunshine is like, well … night.
• On the other hand … you have different fingers.
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• Remember, half the people you know are below average.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
• Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
• Mondays are an awful way to spend a 7th of your life.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
• Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
• Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
• If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
• How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand....
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?
• How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
• Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

• Inside every older person is a younger person wondering “What the hell happened?”

rm_lickmepretty 52F
851 posts
11/18/2005 6:06 pm

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