Its Part Columbian Gold And Part Radlich  

rm_kneel_be4me 50M
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6/30/2006 6:18 am

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7/14/2006 6:53 am

Its Part Columbian Gold And Part Radlich

I doubt this one is real but it is funny enough to get posted. After having my son cremated and seeing what the ashes look like you would really have to be messed up to think that it was cocaine.

A news article from a Florida Newspaper: When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to cocaine, and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars, "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

Well, the next morning the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too with about half of Gertrude's ashes remaining, and there was this note which read, "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister.

No hard feelings.

Have a nice day."

Hippink 36F  
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7/1/2006 10:12 am

It can't be true... I certainly HOPE not!
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curious082385 32F
4925 posts
7/14/2006 6:42 am

That is terrible...I feel so bad for laughing!

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