I Rode The Short Bus This Afternoon.  

rm_kneel_be4me 50M
264 posts
6/13/2006 3:49 pm

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6/15/2006 4:57 pm

I Rode The Short Bus This Afternoon.


Well 69bitemeplease69 I jumped on your short bus this afternoon...

I was making diner. I decided to make shepherd pie. I browned my ground beef and onions and peppers... I got all my veggies ready... I got my potatoes ready to mash... All I needed to do was mash the taters and put it all together to bake.

I went to the fridge and got the tub of butter out... I stopped at the dishwasher and pulled out the masher... I left the dishwasher open because I wanted to empty it after I got the pie in the oven and if I close the dishwasher i would forget to empty it... I moved over to the tater and opened the tub of butter.

It wasn't Butter... It was a tub of something unrecognizable.... It stunk to high heaven... I stuck the lid back on and started to take it outside to dump it... I got just past the dishwasher and the lid popped off.... It fell the four feet to the floor.... It hit almost flat on its bottom... But it had just enough of an angle to give it a good whip as it hit....

It splashed up and I had splatters of this nasty, smelly, slimy goo from my belly to my feet... I looked over and it had spattered all over my once clean dishes in the dishwasher... It had splattered all over the cabinet beside the dishwasher... it had gone all over the floor... and it went over to the cabinet on the other side of the kitchen.

Man the stuff stunk.... UGH... I got the clorox cleaner out and started bleaching everything... I got the dishwasher going again... I then jumped in the shower and scrubbed my skin raw.


WhiteBear4Both 46F

6/13/2006 4:19 pm

Did you finish mashing the taters and make your shepherd's pie? Or did the icky stuff ruin your dinner as well?


rm_kneel_be4me 50M
457 posts
6/13/2006 4:28 pm

    Quoting WhiteBear4Both:
    Did you finish mashing the taters and make your shepherd's pie? Or did the icky stuff ruin your dinner as well?
no luckily it happened on the other end of the kitchen so my dinner was fine... I got it made... It was good.


PassionKisses4Me 45F

6/13/2006 4:29 pm

I hate when you find something yucky that has been in the fridge for who knows how long....but why the reference to the "short bus"???

Clumsy, rushed, forgetful....maybe

Retarded....NO

I have a son who has autism and is challenged every day...even rides that short bus some times...and I pray to God every day that he grows up to be functioning enough to make dinner and even a stinky mess.

Please don't think I am being disrespectful...I mean no harm in any way...Just don't like that phase

Hope the stink didn't stay around for too long LOL

Becky


~Becky~


rm_kneel_be4me 50M
457 posts
6/13/2006 5:04 pm

Passion... It isnt ment to be derogatory... Its a reference to some of the dumb things we do that we know better... Like I should have known better than to try and carry that thing by holding the lid. the person I posted about being on her bus has a serries she writes about the stupid, clumbsy, or accidental things she does...

As for the smell I hope its gone.. but you know how ytou can get smells into your nose... right now I cant get the smell out of my nose so I dont realy know yet if the smell is totaly gone... but i did soak the area with bleach so I hope it is gone.


twirly_girl 48F

6/13/2006 6:08 pm


That sounds so much like something I'd do.

And uhh... Ooops!
Didn't mean to get ya in trouble with my
phrase.


-Nikki


pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

6/14/2006 8:18 am

You cook, clean and your a man...! You deserve a big kiss..! {=}


rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
6/15/2006 10:08 am

lmao...Ya gotta clean the refrig out more often...damn I hate when food slatters all over the place and gets on me.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch


rm_kneel_be4me 50M
457 posts
6/15/2006 12:18 pm

    Quoting rm_1SweetBitch:
    lmao...Ya gotta clean the refrig out more often...damn I hate when food slatters all over the place and gets on me.
Well there are some food (as long as they are not spoiled) that would be fun to clean off of you...


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