A southern Grandmother  

rm_kneel_be4me 50M
264 posts
6/5/2006 8:10 am

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6/6/2006 7:25 pm

A southern Grandmother


This one is funny i couldnt help but post it...

This is really funny! Lawyers should never ask a Southern
Grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern Small-Town Prosecuting
Attorney called his first witness. A Grandmotherly, Elderly Woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded,

"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your Wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.

Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the Defense Attorney?"

She again replied,

"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his Wife with three different Women. One of them was your Wife.

Yes, I know him."

The Defense Attorney almost died.

The Judge asked both Counselors to approach the
bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you Idiots asks her if she knows Me,
I'll send you BOTH to the Electric Chair."


clitalicious67 50F

6/5/2006 8:48 am

Oh yeah I got this in an email recently...LOVED IT!


rm_kneel_be4me 50M
457 posts
6/5/2006 9:03 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Oh yeah I got this in an email recently...LOVED IT!
Clitalicious I just have to say I love that photo... makes me want to slide my tongue right up your tummy.


sexyariesgirl 59F

6/5/2006 9:35 am

Yep read it recently...but it is just TOOOOOO damned funny!

Power To FOK


phoenix639 50F

6/5/2006 10:18 am

Ive not heard it before but i love it...

Needed a bit of laughter as ive been a miserable cow this last 2 days.

So thank you.


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
6/5/2006 11:36 am

I havent seen this! LOL!

Purry {=}

Purry


waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

6/5/2006 7:25 pm

That was too funny lmao


clitalicious67 50F

6/5/2006 8:05 pm

    Quoting rm_kneel_be4me:
    Clitalicious I just have to say I love that photo... makes me want to slide my tongue right up your tummy.
Hmmm is that a proposition???


rm_kneel_be4me 50M
457 posts
6/5/2006 8:31 pm

Any time...


twirly_girl 48F

6/6/2006 5:28 pm


This was really funny!
lol

-Nikki


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