25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP  

rm_kneel_be4me 50M
264 posts
6/5/2006 7:30 am

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6/6/2006 4:46 am

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP


25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. (never had any plants in my place and still dont)

24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. (I love my king sized bed)

23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
(I dont think there is even one in there right now)

22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to
bed.
(ug I hate 6am)

21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
(Its wierd hearing zztop or Van Hallen in an elevator)

20. You watch the Weather Channel.
(sorry I still cant watch the weather channel)

19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
(Oh so true)

18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
(ug I miss sumer vacation)

17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
(Never wore sweaters)

16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
(my neighbors are older than me)

15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
(oh my god that sends chills up my spine)

14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
(it closes?)

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
(oh so true)

12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald's leftovers.
(lol I learned a long time ago what happens when you feed the dog McDonalds)

11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
(Then the next step is falling asleep in a cair)

10. You take naps.
(hey we learn this as kids... Gotta have the afternoon nap)

9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
(well we have to get to sleep so we can get up at 6 am)

8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
(I dont eat wings, but my stomach would have no problem with it)

7. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
(I always had the condoms so I didnt need to worry about the pregnancy test)

6. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good sh#&."
(not wine... Mad Dog!!!)

5. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
(I still dont like breakfast food)

4. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to drink that much again."
(oh so true)

3. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
(work? what is work?)

2. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead of asking "Oh sh%# what the hell happened?"
(lol, no more oopses)

And the number one sign you are getting old is:

1. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old a%#! Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do.
(How did they know?)


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
6/5/2006 9:17 pm

you got me thanks lol!


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