BJs 101  

klbunny 46F
3122 posts
8/27/2006 7:56 am

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BJs 101


My friends and I were having a discussion over drinks the other night when one of the girls brought up the subject of blow jobs and how many men have complained to her that most women were severely lacking in that skills department. They say there's never really a bad blow job....but there definitley are amazing, head-thrown-back, "OMG Ive died and gone to heaven!" ones!

I smiled. That got me to thinking....maybe I should offer classes!

The syllabus would read;

In order to fully benefit from this course, you have to realise that giving a blow job is not just about sucking cock. That anyone can do. But to excel and have the guy remember you for it til they're old and grey...now that takes skill, committment and most importantly, looking like you actually want to be down in that area! I will guide you through the various techniques at your pace and will only move on once you have mastered the basic skills. Oral exams may be necessary to ascertain progress.

Part I - Mouth, lip and tongue position, grip pressure, use of lubricant vs saliva, neck support and rhythmic movement.

Part II - The art of deep throating sans gagging, humming (both low and high pitch) and use of fingers and nails to highten the experience. "Twist and Swirl" technique. Swollowing and/or what to do when the guy cums.

Part III (optional) - Rimming, massaging of perineum and anal stimulation. Get lewd with food. Doing it somewhere daring!

Guaranteed fun!!

So ladies.....interested? Or guys...know of any gals that could use this course? hehe



Bunny xox

Lencer 41M
66 posts
8/27/2006 9:42 am

KLBunny, you advise might lighten up some ladies outhere. Actually guys do enjoy blowjob and ladies who can give a good BJ is the most unforgetable one. Do you agree?


klbunny 46F

8/27/2006 10:25 am

    Quoting Lencer:
    KLBunny, you advise might lighten up some ladies outhere. Actually guys do enjoy blowjob and ladies who can give a good BJ is the most unforgetable one. Do you agree?
Lencer....Absolutely agree!


rm_orangbuleh 47M
14 posts
8/27/2006 7:17 pm

Oh please oh please bunny, do you need someone to be your demonstration dummy for you BJ class? I have a sense that I might enjoy it


montecarlo_sexy 42M
305 posts
8/27/2006 7:32 pm

Oh, blow job is a better way to decrease the stress, agree?


klbunny 46F

8/27/2006 9:54 pm

    Quoting rm_orangbuleh:
    Oh please oh please bunny, do you need someone to be your demonstration dummy for you BJ class? I have a sense that I might enjoy it
[COLOR deeppink}OB...hmmm...you think you'd be up for it?? Might have to give you a test first to see if you meet my strict criteria!


montecarlo_sexy 42M
305 posts
8/27/2006 11:01 pm

klbunny,

saw your comments in my blog,

you stated that the married man is out of your menu of food, is it means that I have no chance to expeience your BJ course?

so poor for MBA ppl...

but i think MBA will give you a discreet relationship and no string attached....rite?


rm_arnoldandson 44M
31 posts
8/27/2006 11:20 pm

Why, I wonder...

I wonder if you're accredited as a provider of such a class?

I wonder if YOU would like to see that I AM accredited as a crash test dummy - perhaps then I could provide some useful feedback to the little forum here as to your "deft" instructional qualities?

You know da number...


rm_arnoldandson 44M
31 posts
8/27/2006 11:34 pm

By the way, dear...

Where do I sign up?


milady_de_winter 45F

8/28/2006 6:43 am

lol..i am in bunny

lol


rm_edwhoo 45M
88 posts
8/28/2006 7:25 am

Hmmmm,very educating I might say Ms.Bunny but do ladies really likes to give BJ,that have to depend on the relationship right.
Anywhere still 3 Cheers to ur new BJ classes and wat a sigh I am unable to attend it
Ed


wet_pussy4ever 44F
3059 posts
8/31/2006 9:22 am

hhmmm. tat's interesthing well, at least i haven't had anyone told me i give a bad bj..hehehehe. i wonder even if i do.. they dun say it juz in case if they can't get any.. they can alwiz cum back to me.. even if i m bad

Wet_p


montecarlo_sexy 42M
305 posts
8/31/2006 9:08 pm

wet_pussy4ever,

no one tell u that means u r good.

If some1 tell u they love ur BJ, then u oredi success can oredi graduate from this BJ course.

So, u r good or success?


Hugger68 55M

9/2/2006 9:40 pm

Before you conduct classes you have to undergo proper certification to make sure you are qualified ..lol


WolfEyes92 53M

7/27/2007 12:46 pm

Do I know anyone, Yes !!!!! The last woman I was with


FireFighter_E9 30M

9/19/2007 10:55 am

if you ever need someone to practice on... i'm allways here to help


horny196364 54M

2/1/2008 5:52 am

hard cock here baby


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