and for those very personal calls  

kitz6 61F
1045 posts
2/21/2006 12:50 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

and for those very personal calls

You have reached the voicemail of kitz6. I apologise but I am currently busy with some very cute men and cannot answer the phone just now. Listen carefully as my options have changed.
If you are a male who finds me attractive but you do not fit my criteria press 1 and your call will be transferred to another lady.
If you find me attractive and do fit my criteria press 2 and speak with my sexcretary.
If you are a bisexual female seeking to engage me in lesbian play press 3 26 times and smear lipstick all over yourself.
If you are a couple wishing to just add a woman or a single male pretending to be a couple,press 4 for a short course on eglatarianism and ethics.
If you are a full swap hetero playing couple press 5 and speak with my sexcretary.
If you are one of my sluts and have an urgent need to speak with me please hang up and call my cell.
For all other inquiries or to complain - please try your call again later.

Phineas2005 49M
854 posts
2/22/2006 10:37 am

LMAO @ Kitz

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