The Office of Wet Fish speaks!  

kitz6 61F
1045 posts
2/10/2006 5:59 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Office of Wet Fish speaks!

President & CEO - CURRENTLY TESTIFYING BEFORE THE SENATE SUBCOMMITTEE on THE THREAT TO PUBLIC HEALTH re: STRONTIUM WIDGETS

Production - Efficiency combined with effectiveness is the key to profitable production. To this end, you are all now being replaced with machines. Thank you.

The Moneymen - DEWEY, CHEATEM & HOWE A combined financial and legal firm, we specialize in being all things to all men for maximum profitability to us. We act as inside accountants and outside auditors as well as the legal advisors and all to the same firm. How cool is that? Time being relative, there is no reason not to charge in 15
minute increments. Your time is up. That will be $1,000,006.00. Thank you.

Shipping Department - SCHEDULES PROCEEDING ACCORDING TO PLAN DELIVERY EXPECTED TUESDAY BUT NOT THIS TUESDAY

Human Resources - Since you have all been replaced by machines, here is your pink slip...... and to spare you the problem of rolling over your pensions, we have stolen them. We feel your pain.Thank you. NEXT!


Phineas2005 49M
854 posts
2/10/2006 10:55 am

DEWEY, CHEATEM & HOWE, that's mine law firm.

Nuk! Nuk! Nuk!


rm_1320guy 71M
46 posts
2/12/2006 11:18 pm

Forgot to give executives bonuses, incentive perks, and golden parachutes for being so resourseful. (All paid from raided employee trust funds)


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