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2/1/2006 8:56 pm

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The Albatross Flying Club
subsidiary of The Office of Wet Fish

Welcome! Pull up a pew and have a couple of quick ones, which you will definitely need, whilst awaiting your flight. We will be carrying various strontium widgets in the cargo hold during this flight which may smash your baggage but at least it won't get lost. We know where everything is; periodically.The pilot has had a modest amount of aviation training, some flight experience, and is moderately sober but you won't mind that once you've taken in a couple of corpseraisers yourself, now will you? There's no inflight service so fuel up now and make yourself comfortable. We think he does have a map. We fly only the oldest aircraft here. There's a real sense of 'heritage' in our planes! These old crates have seen it all since the Great War. Repairs are made using only the finest duct tape so you may have the greatest confidence in their airworthiness! We'll get you there! Tuesday.
(And not this Tuesday, neither.) For in flight entertainment we offer involuntary extreme aerobatics guaranteed to keep your interest! For you timid flyers, we promise, really we will, to check the weather beforehand.

Come Flying with the Albatross Flying Club for an Experience of a Lifetime!


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