OK so what options would you put onto your voicemail?  

kitz6 61F
1045 posts
2/21/2006 12:23 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

OK so what options would you put onto your voicemail?

Here are mine:

Personal

"Terribly sorry darlings but we are currently unavailable. If we know you press 1. If we don't know you, press 2. If we don't want to know you press 3. If you don't want to know us - why are you calling? Ciao!"

Business

"Thank you for calling. Unfortunately I am dealing with another client. Please select from the following options. Should you wish to make an appointment, press 1. Should you wish to change an appointment previously made, press 2. Should you wish to stop doing what we had previously agreed upon, press 3. Should you wish to change your mind and re-commence doing what we had previously agreed upon, press 4. And if you should like to panic because the market has dropped several points, press 5 and scream into the phone. Thank you and have a pleasant day."


rm_1320guy 71M
46 posts
2/21/2006 8:50 pm

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